beammeupscotty Loc: 31°07'50.8"N 87°27'00.8"W

Another day or two in the life of Pierre and Boudreaux our Cajun Friends. As dawn breaks we listen in as Pierre enjoys his chicory on the front porch. Boudreaux approaches in his truck with boat in tow, Pierre calls out " hey Boudreaux, where you goin' with dat dare boat?" Boudreaux replies "shoot man, i goin' duck huntin'you want ta come?" Pierre says "you got ta be kiddin', you aint got no gun, so hows you gon k**l a duck?" Boudreaux answers " man look here, i got me some duck tape." Pierre, thinking his friend had gone nuts says, " WTF how you gon k**l a duck wif duck tape?" "Easy" says Boudreaux " see dem ducks they loves duck tape, so you just put some strips on the ground and when dem ducks come and start messin' wif it they gets stuck den you just hit in da head wif a stick and put em in da boat, see easy" thinking that his buddy had gone completely mad Pierre says "naw you aint gon get no ducks, so i'm gon stay and finish my chicory"
Well later that afternoon here comes Boudreaux with a boat load of ducks not only a boat load, he had a truck load too. He had ducks in the cab, on the hood and even on top of the cab. Pierre calls out "hey Boudreax how'd you get all dem dare ducks?" Boudreaux replies, "Man, i told you i had some duck tape" and drives on home. Next day Pierre is back on the porch as Boudreaux Approaches again he calls out " Hey Boudreaux where you goin' dis fine day?" Boudreaux replies, " man i goin' nutra huntin', want ta come?" Pierre says, "Man how you gon get a nutra you aint got no trap or no gun?" Boudreaux replies " yea but i's got me some nutra-sweet" Pierre says " WTF, how you gon get a nutra wif nutra-sweet? "Easy" says Boudreaux " you just pours you a little pile a dat dare nutra-sweet on the ground, see dem nutra loves dem some a dat nutra-sweet and when they start messin' wif it, you just hit em in da head wif a stick and put em in da boat". Now at this point Pierre decides that Boudreaux really is delusional and not safe to be around and simply says "nevermind" and goes back to the porch. That afternoon here comes Boudreaux again truck and boat completely covered with nutra, he was even d**gging some behind the boat. Pierre calls out "Hey Boudreaux, how'd you get all dem dare nutra?" Boudreaux replies, " i told you i had me some a dat dare nutra-sweet." and drives on home. The next day along comes Boudreaux with just his truck and a tarp covering the bed when Pierre calls out "Hey Boudreaux, where you goin' dis fine day and what dat dare under dat tarp?" Boudreaux replies, "Well, i think i'm gon go in ta town today, i gots me a load of pussy willow." Pierre jumps straight up out of his chair and screams " HOLD ON LET ME GET MY HAT, I'M COMIN' WIF YA!!!!"

melbell Loc: California / Kentucky

Debated my response
After all I am a lady
I will not admit to seeing this
I will at least not admit to laughing.
I will surely not share this
I will now tell you we both enjoyed this joke.
After all its the 21 century.
100 years ago I would have been a bad girl
50 years ago I would have been frowned upon.
25 years ago perhaps a whisper shh it's rather uncouth.
Today nobody knows what I am even taking about.

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

Hell , I thought I was a white , r****t , homofobe, that only h**es because oboma is black, oh, sorry this is not a obummer joke!!

melbell Loc: California / Kentucky

If you have umbrage .. Out with it.

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

Hook , line ,sinker, I h**e obomas lies ,I h**e the cover the media gives, I f this is a umbrage, then so be it!!

melbell Loc: California / Kentucky

You and I fish the same pond.
He is a liar, the media does cover for him.
I think we're good.

motive power

What was, will never be again and what is, will be tame in a couple of years into days world. Men have always enjoyed a good ribal joke or story and will continue to do so. So relax get a good time out of it as it is one thing not hurting anyone.

melbell Loc: California / Kentucky

YES!!!
Message recieved.

boatbob2

DO NOT call obozo a liar,call him what he is,A QUEET,I***TIC,MORONIC SON OF A B***H,That THINKS hes potus material,I wouldn't let that oreo bastard carry water for my dog.But,on top of all that he is a god damn LIAR,,,,,

shipfitter Loc: Wisconsin, for now

IMAOOOooo
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shipfitter Loc: Wisconsin, for now

HUH ???
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Al-ien

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