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Jan 6, 2015 17:06:50   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Oldie but still funny. :lol: :lol:

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
> orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a
> sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the> bar and orders three more.
> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
> Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas
> , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
> drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
> The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
> notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
> round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
> wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his
> eyes and he laughs.
> "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife
> and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
> "Hasn't affected my brothers though."
>

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Jan 6, 2015 17:15:34   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
Elwood wrote:
Oldie but still funny. :lol: :lol:

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
> orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a
> sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the> bar and orders three more.
> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
> Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas
> , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
> drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
> The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
> notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
> round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
> wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his
> eyes and he laughs.
> "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife
> and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
> "Hasn't affected my brothers though."
>
Oldie but still funny. :lol: :lol: br br A cowb... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!!

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Jan 6, 2015 17:32:11   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Hemiman wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!!


Thank you. :D

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Jan 6, 2015 18:41:30   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Hemiman wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!!


:thumbup:

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Jan 6, 2015 21:17:26   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Elwood wrote:
Oldie but still funny. :lol: :lol:

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
> orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a
> sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the> bar and orders three more.
> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
> Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas
> , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
> drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
> The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
> notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
> round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
> wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his
> eyes and he laughs.
> "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife
> and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
> "Hasn't affected my brothers though."
>
Oldie but still funny. :lol: :lol: br br A cowb... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 6, 2015 21:40:45   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
archie bunker wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thanks Archie. :-D

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Jan 7, 2015 12:21:42   #
melbell Loc: California / Kentucky
 
Elwood wrote:
Oldie but still funny. :lol: :lol:

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
> orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a
> sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the> bar and orders three more.
> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
> Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas
> , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
> drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
> The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
> notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
> round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
> wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his
> eyes and he laughs.
> "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife
> and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
> "Hasn't affected my brothers though."
>
Oldie but still funny. :lol: :lol: br br A cowb... (show quote)


First time I heard this. Read it aloud both my husband and I had a good laugh.
Elwood strikes again.

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Jan 7, 2015 13:35:50   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Thanks Archie. :-D


Ditto. Good one!

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Jan 7, 2015 13:39:29   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
melbell wrote:
First time I heard this. Read it aloud both my husband and I had a good laugh.
Elwood strikes again.


Thank you Melbell. :-D

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Jan 7, 2015 13:39:54   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
Ditto. Good one!


Thank you Parrothead. :-D

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Jan 7, 2015 15:32:05   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Elwood wrote:
Thank you Parrothead. :-D


Is it necessary to thank each individual that replies to your posts?

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Jan 7, 2015 16:00:35   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Is it necessary to thank each individual that replies to your posts?


I thought that was the essence of being polite. If someone took the time to read and comment on my posts I feel the least I can do is acknowledge it. Since it apparently offends you I will no longer respond to you. You are the only individual that has raised the question. If their are others who share your opinion please let me know and I will include your names on a "no reply" list.

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Jan 7, 2015 18:24:29   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Elwood wrote:
Oldie but still funny. :lol: :lol:

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
> orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a
> sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the> bar and orders three more.
> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
> Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas
> , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
> drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
> The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
> notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
> round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
> wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his
> eyes and he laughs.
> "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife
> and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
> "Hasn't affected my brothers though."
>
Oldie but still funny. :lol: :lol: br br A cowb... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI

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Jan 7, 2015 19:17:27   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Is it necessary to thank each individual that replies to your posts?


I think it's a courtesy. Some members do and some do not. Probably a trait of upbringing as far as family and traditions according to where you were raised. I personally don't but I don't see any harm in it. I do try to respond to all i***t liberals just to piss them off. But that's just me. Let me add that I'm not referring to you. I enjoy your posts. The i***t liberals I refer to know who they are and will probably chime in shortly. Then I can respond with insults as usual trying to correct their foolish beliefs. Call it a hobby. :lol:

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Jan 7, 2015 19:43:36   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
mongo wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI


Thank you Mongo. :-D

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