Big Kahuna

Slo joe said he is ditching his Malarkey bus for his 2024 campaign and rolling in with a more aggressive message on his Malarkey Tricycle which will be easy to get on and off and will keep him from falling down, much like his current f**e presidency. His new campaign slogan is going to be, "You ain't seen nothing yet". When questioned about his new slogan, joe supposedly said, "you saw nothen in 2020 and you will again see nothen of me in my 2024 campaign. I plan on staying in my basement and you will not see me for the entire campaign". Someone asked him if he would be more t***sparent than his predecessor Bathhouse Barry was and he said, "I will be more t***sparent than Casper the friendly ghost was and even more t***sparent than Liz Cheney was in showing none of the real evidence in the 1*6 skirmish that the biased Commission was investigating". A dead dem v**er in the crowd screamed out that slo joe already looked pretty "ghostly". Even Joe's v**ers are t***sparent and most have been dead for years.

Ricktloml

At least if Gestapo Joe falls off his tricycle, it's not that far to the ground. I'm not sure L*****ts actually know what t***sparency means...after all it's pretty close to being t***hful...and they don't have a clue what t***h is.

Big Kahuna

You hit the nail on the head.