The 6th Grade Human Anatomy Lesson
Nov 18, 2023 11:48:12 #
The 6th Grade Human Anatomy Lesson
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
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The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
https://www.ba-bamail.com/jokes/teacher-jokes/?jokeid=142
Nov 18, 2023 14:40:10 #
Nov 18, 2023 15:57:46 #
Radar OReilly wrote:
Love it!!!
Radar OReilly
So are you really from Ottumwa, Iowa????
Nov 18, 2023 19:32:59 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Radar OReilly br br So are you really from Ottumw... (show quote)
No one of my assignments in the AF was a clerk in a hospital and MASH was one of my favorite Shows. I also look a bit like Radar and just as blind w/o my glasses...
I was raised in Houston and now live in Mobile AL after retiring last Dec at Keelser AFB.Nov 18, 2023 19:46:20 #
Radar OReilly wrote:
No one of my assignments in the AF was a clerk in ... (show quote)
I come from a small town 30 miles from Ottumwa, Ia and I was a Radar Operator in the USN (Radarman)
Nov 19, 2023 08:13:05 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
I come from a small town 30 miles from Ottumwa, Ia and I was a Radar Operator in the USN (Radarman)
Oh Allright "small world". I was raised in a suburb of Houston,my Dad was Prof of History at UH. I think one of the script writers for MASH was from Ottumwa. Isn't Ottumwa a smallcollege town also? Just curious plus big time small college football fan.(NCAA D2,D3,NAIA).
Nov 19, 2023 11:50:40 #
Radar OReilly wrote:
Oh Allright "small world". I was raised in a suburb of Houston,my Dad was Prof of History at UH. I think one of the script writers for MASH was from Ottumwa. Isn't Ottumwa a smallcollege town also? Just curious plus big time small college football fan.(NCAA D2,D3,NAIA).
Ottumwa has "Indian Hills Community College" which used to be Centerville Comm Col."
It's biggest employer is John Deer
Nov 19, 2023 12:26:08 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Ottumwa has "Indian Hills Community College" which used to be Centerville Comm Col."
It's biggest employer is John Deer
It's biggest employer is John Deer
All right thanks for the info.
Nov 20, 2023 12:02:49 #
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