Ann Coulter Caught Masturbating to CIA Torture Report On Amtrak Train
Dec 15, 2014
Silliness and fun from DC
Conservative commentator Ann Coulter was caught masturbating to the Senates CIA Torture Report in an Amtrak bathroom as she traveled from Washington D.C. to New York City via the Silver Service line on Sunday.
Amy Walker, the Amtrak employee who discovered Coulter, thought the restroom was vacant. When she opened the door, she witnessed Coulter with her legs spread apart and the political pundit playing with her private parts. Coulter, unphased, then told Walker, Do you mind? which is when Walker shut the door and patiently waited outside the washroom.
I waited about 45 minutes until she came out and told me Now you can use the bathroom and thats when I noticed she was holding the Senates CIA Torture Report, said Walker.
A line had formed outside the bathroom with a dozen witnesses confirming Coulter left the restroom with the torture report in hand and a glowing smile on her face.
Multiple passengers waiting in line said, We were just in D.C., everyone was reading that Torture Report and that was definitely what she was holding.
The bathroom wait time continued as Walker said, It took me another 30 minutes to clean up the wet, smelly mess left inside in the bathroom. Ive seen some crazy stuff on this D.C. to New York train but this was the grossest.
Its not every ride a solo porn video is being conducted in your bathroom.
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