slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Having failed to post a Christmas Eve humor thread, I offer this to placate those who would bring it to my attention. Any resemblance to certain posters is entirely coincidental.



A Missouri couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon many years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Missouri and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he mistakenly left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the middle of Texas, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a fine man who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To my loving wife,

I've arrived. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have commuters here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

:thumbup: :thumbup:

bahmer

Very funny,

:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Thanks. cracked me up.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

AOK Boot. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I can't rest easy 'til I get an approval from HER. :roll:

And, from the 'mule'. :lol:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

That's why you should check your reservation - on a daily basis. I check the "deceased" section in the paper all the time, just to make sure I'm not in there. I'm so scatter brained, I'm afraid of croaking off - and not knowing about it.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

If you die on me, Doc, and don't tell me....I'll k**l ya'. :hunf:

:lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Well, we certainly don't want to lose a valued corpsman.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Nope. 8-) They are Squids that serve an invaluable purpose.:thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Sehr wahr. Immer.

Very true. Always.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
You and Taxas WILL pay.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I already paid my taxes this year. :-D

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good for you. Obama needs them.

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

as all us upstanding sailors do