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Only in California
Dec 16, 2014 12:53:56   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Received in an e-mail. Can't vouch whether true or not but nothing surprises me in California.


You may have heard on the news about a Southern California
man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation
when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The
house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning
100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

In Ohio, he'd be called
"The last white guy still living in Cleveland".
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you
would want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee,
Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called
"a deer hunting buddy."

And in Texas he'd just be
"Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

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Dec 16, 2014 13:03:04   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Received in an e-mail. Can't vouch whether true or not but nothing surprises me in California.


You may have heard on the news about a Southern California
man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation
when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The
house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning
100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

In Ohio, he'd be called
"The last white guy still living in Cleveland".
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you
would want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee,
Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called
"a deer hunting buddy."

And in Texas he'd just be
"Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
Received in an e-mail. Can't vouch whether true or... (show quote)


Sounds like a smart man. Maybe a little ill prepared if he lived in Chicago but it's a start. :shock:

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Dec 16, 2014 13:08:29   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Elwood wrote:
Received in an e-mail. Can't vouch whether true or not but nothing surprises me in California.


You may have heard on the news about a Southern California
man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation
when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The
house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning
100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

In Ohio, he'd be called
"The last white guy still living in Cleveland".
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you
would want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee,
Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called
"a deer hunting buddy."

And in Texas he'd just be
"Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
Received in an e-mail. Can't vouch whether true or... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 16, 2014 13:22:21   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
Sounds like a smart man. Maybe a little ill prepared if he lived in Chicago but it's a start. :shock:


Hell if I lived in California and they saw my collection of guns and ammo they would probably lock me up and throw away the key. :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Dec 16, 2014 13:22:37   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
alex wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thank you. :-D

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Dec 17, 2014 16:27:01   #
just care
 
Elwood wrote:
Hell if I lived in California and they saw my collection of guns and ammo they would probably lock me up and throw away the key. :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



You would be locked up, but a thousand i******s with the same weaponry would be set free and given food stamps, drivers license and welfare.

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Dec 17, 2014 16:30:40   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
just care wrote:
You would be locked up, but a thousand i******s with the same weaponry would be set free and given food stamps, drivers license and welfare.


That about sums it up. :(

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Dec 17, 2014 19:44:50   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
just care wrote:
You would be locked up, but a thousand i******s with the same weaponry would be set free and given food stamps, drivers license and welfare.


Yep. :shock:

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