little Johnny
Dec 9, 2014 00:55:33 #
Little Johnny and union labor
Little Johnny had made it a habit to sneak across the street to the big union labor construction jobsite and spy on the workers. One day, johnny's mother caught him coming back from the site and asked " what in the world were you doing over there?"
Thinking quickly Johnny replied " I'm learning how to be a construction worker, I want to join the union, just like uncle Bob." She said " is that so? Then come show me what you learned young man." Johnny proceeded to pull some string and chalk from his pocket, rubbed the string down with the chalk, handed one end of the string to his mom and said " Ok, take that sonofa b%&$h down there to that GD mark I made and hold it on it. Hold it good, 'cause I'm gonna pull that motherf$%ker tight then pop the sh%t out of it." His mother was stunned by what she heard she barked " young man I can't believe you just used that type of language, I' m gonna tan your hide! Go get me a switch!!"
To which Johnny replied "F%&k you....that's the electrician's job."
Little Johnny had made it a habit to sneak across the street to the big union labor construction jobsite and spy on the workers. One day, johnny's mother caught him coming back from the site and asked " what in the world were you doing over there?"
Thinking quickly Johnny replied " I'm learning how to be a construction worker, I want to join the union, just like uncle Bob." She said " is that so? Then come show me what you learned young man." Johnny proceeded to pull some string and chalk from his pocket, rubbed the string down with the chalk, handed one end of the string to his mom and said " Ok, take that sonofa b%&$h down there to that GD mark I made and hold it on it. Hold it good, 'cause I'm gonna pull that motherf$%ker tight then pop the sh%t out of it." His mother was stunned by what she heard she barked " young man I can't believe you just used that type of language, I' m gonna tan your hide! Go get me a switch!!"
To which Johnny replied "F%&k you....that's the electrician's job."
Dec 9, 2014 01:03:13 #
beammeupscotty wrote:
Little Johnny and union labor br br Little Johnny... (show quote)
Absolutely accurate!
Dec 9, 2014 01:29:29 #
beammeupscotty wrote:
Little Johnny and union labor br br Little Johnny... (show quote)
I love little Johnny jokes! Thanks
I would have thanked you sooner, but union rules dictate I take a break first.
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Dec 9, 2014 05:32:35 #
beammeupscotty wrote:
Little Johnny and union labor br br Little Johnny... (show quote)
I guess we all need some humor these days, and, Little Johnny jokes can give that.
So, a teacher asks the class to figure out a math problem. Little Johnny raises his hand and says his answer. When asked to explain it, he tries. The teacher, female, says, " Well. Johnny, you are not correct in your answer, but, I like the way you are thinking in a examination sense."
Little Johnny, was not shaken by this rebuff, so, he said, " Well, can I ask you a question?"
" Oh yes, certainly.."
" Ok, ....three women are coming out of an ice cream shop. One has a small bowl of ice cream and the other two have ice cream comes. Of the two who had ice cream cones, one was licking around the edges, but, the other was eating from the top of the ice cream cone..Now, which one is married?"
The teacher thinks for a moment...And says, " Oh, I suppose the one eating from the top of the ice cream cone.."
" No" Johnny says.." The one with the wedding ring, But, I like the way you are thinking.."
Dec 9, 2014 09:09:20 #
Yeah, little Johnny jokes, they are quite hilarious, and had totally forgotten about them. LOL it is so good to laugh for awhile, thank you for the jokes.
Dec 9, 2014 09:24:40 #
beammeupscotty wrote:
Little Johnny and union labor br br Little Johnny... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: how true
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