5 undeniable facts
A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.
AND
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit
A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.
Ranger7374
Loc: Arizona, 40 miles from the border in the DMZ
Elwood wrote:
5 undeniable facts
A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.
AND
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit
A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.
5 undeniable facts br br A wise person once said.... (
show quote)
Now that's funny, King Solomon wisdom in the 21 century. :lol:
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Elwood wrote:
5 undeniable facts
A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.
AND
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit
A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.
5 undeniable facts br br A wise person once said.... (
show quote)
I can find no argument with your logic :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
5 undeniable facts
A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.
AND
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit
A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.
5 undeniable facts br br A wise person once said.... (
show quote)
Regarding #5 you are so right, and men MUST remember that.
SWMBO
Elwood wrote:
5 undeniable facts
A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.
AND
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit
A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.
5 undeniable facts br br A wise person once said.... (
show quote)
Elwood, your alright in my books. And only an imbecile would find fault with anyone of those. I sent it to my oldest boy and I heard his whole shop laughing. Great post.
no propaganda please wrote:
Regarding #5 you are so right, and men MUST remember that.
SWMBO
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Ranger7374 wrote:
Now that's funny, King Solomon wisdom in the 21 century. :lol:
**************
I definitely agree. We can use much more of it.
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