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5 undeniable facts
Dec 8, 2014 21:38:15   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
5 undeniable facts

A wise person once said.

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.

AND

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.

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Dec 8, 2014 22:50:38   #
Ranger7374 Loc: Arizona, 40 miles from the border in the DMZ
 
Elwood wrote:
5 undeniable facts

A wise person once said.

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.

AND

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.
5 undeniable facts br br A wise person once said.... (show quote)


Now that's funny, King Solomon wisdom in the 21 century. :lol:

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Dec 8, 2014 22:53:27   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Ranger7374 wrote:
Now that's funny, King Solomon wisdom in the 21 century. :lol:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D

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Dec 9, 2014 10:09:17   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Elwood wrote:
5 undeniable facts

A wise person once said.

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.

AND

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.
5 undeniable facts br br A wise person once said.... (show quote)


I can find no argument with your logic :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dec 9, 2014 10:56:32   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Elwood wrote:
5 undeniable facts

A wise person once said.

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.

AND

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.
5 undeniable facts br br A wise person once said.... (show quote)


Regarding #5 you are so right, and men MUST remember that.
SWMBO

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Dec 9, 2014 11:39:17   #
MajorAhrens Loc: Myrtle Beach
 
Elwood wrote:
5 undeniable facts

A wise person once said.

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab wh**ever is available.

AND

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.
5 undeniable facts br br A wise person once said.... (show quote)

Elwood, your alright in my books. And only an imbecile would find fault with anyone of those. I sent it to my oldest boy and I heard his whole shop laughing. Great post.

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Dec 9, 2014 14:05:57   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
alex wrote:
I can find no argument with your logic :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you Alex. :-D

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Dec 9, 2014 14:06:28   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Regarding #5 you are so right, and men MUST remember that.
SWMBO


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 9, 2014 14:06:54   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
MajorAhrens wrote:
Elwood, your alright in my books. And only an imbecile would find fault with anyone of those. I sent it to my oldest boy and I heard his whole shop laughing. Great post.


Thank you Major. :-D

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Dec 9, 2014 15:11:53   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Ranger7374 wrote:
Now that's funny, King Solomon wisdom in the 21 century. :lol:

**************
I definitely agree. We can use much more of it.

Happy Yule season to all.

Just reflect - daylight hours will be getting longer! :D ;) ;)

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