"Therapy"...
Dec 8, 2014 13:09:15 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
These made me giggle....hope they put a smile on your face... Di
HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY... Mother Earth
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!
2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity........
10. Go to a large Department stores fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER HERE!
..................Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's called 'therapy'! ;-)
HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY... Mother Earth
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!
2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity........
10. Go to a large Department stores fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER HERE!
..................Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's called 'therapy'! ;-)
Dec 8, 2014 13:19:59 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
These made me giggle....hope they put a smile on y... (show quote)
I have a far too vivid imagination for this read, almost fell off my chair LOL!
Dec 8, 2014 13:20:04 #
Dec 8, 2014 15:11:34 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
dslagowski wrote:
I have a far too vivid imagination for this read, almost fell off my chair LOL!
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Be Careful...
Dec 8, 2014 15:52:41 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
These made me giggle....hope they put a smile on y... (show quote)
:thumbup: Everyone of these are great.
Dec 8, 2014 16:04:24 #
You have made my day Don. Thank you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Dec 8, 2014 16:07:28 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
These made me giggle....hope they put a smile on y... (show quote)
Next time I am having one of those days I am going to try at least three, which three will be a last minute decision.
Dec 9, 2014 15:38:15 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
no propaganda please wrote:
Next time I am having one of those days I am going to try at least three, which three will be a last minute decision.
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I believe I'll do the same. Thanks. :roll: :roll: :roll:
Dec 9, 2014 16:31:18 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Alicia wrote:
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I believe I'll do the same. Thanks. :roll: :roll: :roll:
I believe I'll do the same. Thanks. :roll: :roll: :roll:
Want to join me, we could really screw with many people, and have a great laugh doing so.
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