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Jun 1, 2023 00:34:43 #

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Been bit by a mosquito on your privates?
It happened to me today, and its driving me nuts!

Jun 1, 2023 00:40:00 #

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

archie bunker wrote:

Been bit by a mosquito on your privates?
It happened to me today, and its driving me nuts!

Ouch, Archie!!..Sorry..😒

Jun 1, 2023 00:42:49 #

archie bunker Loc: Texas

proud republican wrote:

Ouch, Archie!!..Sorry..😒

If it itches.....its gonna be scratched....

Jun 1, 2023 00:56:08 #

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

archie bunker wrote:

If it itches.....its gonna be scratched....

Yes, Archie.. Scratch the scratch...😁😁😁

Jun 1, 2023 01:07:45 #

Jlw Loc: Wisconsin

archie bunker wrote:

Been bit by a mosquito on your privates?
It happened to me today, and its driving me nuts!

Were you working naked?

Jun 1, 2023 01:16:28 #

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Jlw wrote:

Were you working naked?

Close as I could.

I was wearing the mailman shorts.

Jun 1, 2023 02:16:59 #

pescado rojo

archie bunker wrote:

Been bit by a mosquito on your privates?
It happened to me today, and its driving me nuts!

Spider. Much worse than aunt. I can guarantee it woke me up. Big meal, couple of beers, napped out in the recliner in the back yard. Ended up having to go to the doctor. You want embarrassing? Tell a really good looking receptionist at the doc's office you have a spider bite on your balls.

Jun 1, 2023 05:07:49 #

liberalhunter Loc: Your mom's house

archie bunker wrote:

Been bit by a mosquito on your privates?
It happened to me today, and its driving me nuts!

Quit running around your yard with your dangler flopping about

after all...... the judge did say you need to stop .........

Jun 1, 2023 06:28:56 #

Big dog

archie bunker wrote:

Been bit by a mosquito on your privates?
It happened to me today, and its driving me nuts!

Ya think? How’s about a tick ?
Mosquitoes don’t leave me with an itch, but tick bites leave me with an itch that lasts a week or more !

Jun 1, 2023 07:35:54 #

F.D.R.

archie bunker wrote:

Been bit by a mosquito on your privates?
It happened to me today, and its driving me nuts!

If you had swatted that sucker really hard you wouldn't have this problem, but you had to be mister nice guy so now you're suffering for it.

Jun 1, 2023 08:23:13 #

billy a Loc: South Florida

archie bunker wrote:

Been bit by a mosquito on your privates?
It happened to me today, and its driving me nuts!

We learned this little ditty in the Scouts, it was sung around the campfire...
🎶🎵 Got a 'skeeters on yer Peter? 🎶
🎵 WHACK IT OFF! WHACK IT OFF ! 🎶
We have fire-ants in Florida...Cortizone 10.

Jun 1, 2023 09:45:26 #

archie bunker Loc: Texas

pescado rojo wrote:

It wasn't a bite, but I had a similar experience. My balls just hurt like I got kicked. I had to half mast my skivies for a doctor young enough to be my son. Turned out to be a bacterial infection. Epidamitis, or something like that. He said it's real common in guys my age. Kinda pissed me off. Guys my age...

Jun 1, 2023 21:07:24 #