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Hairy ears…
May 23, 2023 18:23:49   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Hairy ears…

My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet, who found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Nora that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Nora went to the chemist and bought some "Immac" hair remover. At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Nora say's, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

Nora replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist say's, "Oh well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

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May 23, 2023 18:30:44   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Hairy ears…

My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet, who found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Nora that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Nora went to the chemist and bought some "Immac" hair remover. At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Nora say's, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

Nora replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist say's, "Oh well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
Hairy ears… br br My neighbour found out that her... (show quote)


LMAO, good one.

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May 23, 2023 18:59:21   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Hairy ears…

My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet, who found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Nora that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Nora went to the chemist and bought some "Immac" hair remover. At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Nora say's, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

Nora replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist say's, "Oh well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
Hairy ears… br br My neighbour found out that her... (show quote)


That’s funny

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May 23, 2023 19:32:14   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Hairy ears…

My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet, who found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Nora that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Nora went to the chemist and bought some "Immac" hair remover. At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Nora say's, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

Nora replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist say's, "Oh well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
Hairy ears… br br My neighbour found out that her... (show quote)


Haha that is an oldie but a goodie!😂😂😂

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May 23, 2023 19:45:21   #
albertk
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Hairy ears…

My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet, who found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Nora that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Nora went to the chemist and bought some "Immac" hair remover. At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Nora say's, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

Nora replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist say's, "Oh well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
Hairy ears… br br My neighbour found out that her... (show quote)



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