Some new medical definitions
Jan 25, 2023 00:43:23 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Some new medical definitions
In case you are considering an application to medical school, the following may (or may not) be of assistance.
Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
Here are Medical Terms followed by the Redneck Definition
Artery = The study of paintings
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria
Barium = What doctors do when patients die
Benign = What you be, after you be eight
Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan = Searching for Kitty
Cauterize = Made eye contact with her
Colic = A sheep dog
Coma = A punctuation mark
Dilate = To live long
Enema = Not a friend
Fester = Quicker than someone else
Fibula = A small lie
Impotent = Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane
Morbid = A higher offer
Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days
Node = I knew it
Outpatient = A person who has fainted
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative = A letter carrier
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery
Rectum = Nearly k**led him
Secretion = Hiding something
Seizure = Roman Emperor
Tablet = A small table
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport
Tumor = One plus one more
Urine = Opposite of you're out
In case you are considering an application to medical school, the following may (or may not) be of assistance.
Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
Here are Medical Terms followed by the Redneck Definition
Artery = The study of paintings
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria
Barium = What doctors do when patients die
Benign = What you be, after you be eight
Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan = Searching for Kitty
Cauterize = Made eye contact with her
Colic = A sheep dog
Coma = A punctuation mark
Dilate = To live long
Enema = Not a friend
Fester = Quicker than someone else
Fibula = A small lie
Impotent = Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane
Morbid = A higher offer
Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days
Node = I knew it
Outpatient = A person who has fainted
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative = A letter carrier
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery
Rectum = Nearly k**led him
Secretion = Hiding something
Seizure = Roman Emperor
Tablet = A small table
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport
Tumor = One plus one more
Urine = Opposite of you're out
Jan 25, 2023 05:06:31 #
Some more hilarious than others, and all are worthy of a Jeff Foxworthy moment!
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Jan 25, 2023 06:23:57 #
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, I rectum so= I agree with youJan 25, 2023 07:20:22 #
keepuphope
Loc: Idaho
As a redneck woman who spent 25 years in the medical field I'm insulted you offended us, you people are taking our cherished definitions and ridiculing them.🤔
Jan 25, 2023 08:27:49 #
Jan 25, 2023 10:00:36 #
David L
Loc: Central Wisconsin
Big Kahuna wrote: , I rectum so= I agree with you
, I rectum so= I agree with youLarry the Cable Guy defended Rednecks rather well when he said,"Some folks say us Louisiana Rednecks ain't smart. I disagree. We built a big city below sea level in a hurricane zone and then filled it up with Democrats. I say that's a damn genius."
Jan 25, 2023 10:13:59 #
David L wrote:
Larry the Cable Guy defended Rednecks rather well when he said,"Some folks say us Louisiana Rednecks ain't smart. I disagree. We built a big city below sea level in a hurricane zone and then filled it up with Democrats. I say that's a damn genius."
Jan 25, 2023 11:41:17 #
Jan 25, 2023 12:39:49 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
keepuphope wrote:
As a redneck woman who spent 25 years in the medical field I'm insulted you offended us, you people are taking our cherished definitions and ridiculing them.🤔
Jan 25, 2023 16:48:13 #
Jan 26, 2023 15:14:27 #
LostAggie66
Loc: Corpus Christi, TX (Shire of Seawinds)
Zemirah wrote:
Some more hilarious than others, and all are worthy of a Jeff Foxworthy moment!
Yes they are worthy
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