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Some new medical definitions
Jan 25, 2023 00:43:23   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Some new medical definitions





In case you are considering an application to medical school, the following may (or may not) be of assistance.

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Here are Medical Terms followed by the Redneck Definition

Artery = The study of paintings

Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria

Barium = What doctors do when patients die

Benign = What you be, after you be eight

Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan = Searching for Kitty

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Colic = A sheep dog

Coma = A punctuation mark

Dilate = To live long

Enema = Not a friend

Fester = Quicker than someone else

Fibula = A small lie

Impotent = Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days

Node = I knew it

Outpatient = A person who has fainted

Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative = A letter carrier

Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery

Rectum = Nearly killed him

Secretion = Hiding something

Seizure = Roman Emperor

Tablet = A small table

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = One plus one more

Urine = Opposite of you're out

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Jan 25, 2023 05:06:31   #
Zemirah Loc: Sojourner En Route...
 
Some more hilarious than others, and all are worthy of a Jeff Foxworthy moment!

dtucker300 wrote:
Some new medical definitions

In case you are considering an application to medical school, the following may (or may not) be of assistance.

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Here are Medical Terms followed by the Redneck Definition

Artery = The study of paintings

Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria

Barium = What doctors do when patients die

Benign = What you be, after you be eight

Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan = Searching for Kitty

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Colic = A sheep dog

Coma = A punctuation mark

Dilate = To live long

Enema = Not a friend

Fester = Quicker than someone else

Fibula = A small lie

Impotent = Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days

Node = I knew it

Outpatient = A person who has fainted

Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative = A letter carrier

Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery

Rectum = Nearly killed him

Secretion = Hiding something

Seizure = Roman Emperor

Tablet = A small table

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = One plus one more

Urine = Opposite of you're out
Some new medical definitions br br In case you ar... (show quote)

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Jan 25, 2023 06:23:57   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Some new medical definitions





In case you are considering an application to medical school, the following may (or may not) be of assistance.

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Here are Medical Terms followed by the Redneck Definition

Artery = The study of paintings

Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria

Barium = What doctors do when patients die

Benign = What you be, after you be eight

Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan = Searching for Kitty

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Colic = A sheep dog

Coma = A punctuation mark

Dilate = To live long

Enema = Not a friend

Fester = Quicker than someone else

Fibula = A small lie

Impotent = Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days

Node = I knew it

Outpatient = A person who has fainted

Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative = A letter carrier

Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery

Rectum = Nearly killed him

Secretion = Hiding something

Seizure = Roman Emperor

Tablet = A small table

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = One plus one more

Urine = Opposite of you're out
Some new medical definitions br br br br br ... (show quote)


Lol loved them.🙌

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Jan 25, 2023 07:01:41   #
Big Kahuna
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Some new medical definitions





In case you are considering an application to medical school, the following may (or may not) be of assistance.

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Here are Medical Terms followed by the Redneck Definition

Artery = The study of paintings

Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria

Barium = What doctors do when patients die

Benign = What you be, after you be eight

Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan = Searching for Kitty

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Colic = A sheep dog

Coma = A punctuation mark

Dilate = To live long

Enema = Not a friend

Fester = Quicker than someone else

Fibula = A small lie

Impotent = Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days

Node = I knew it

Outpatient = A person who has fainted

Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative = A letter carrier

Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery

Rectum = Nearly killed him

Secretion = Hiding something

Seizure = Roman Emperor

Tablet = A small table

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = One plus one more

Urine = Opposite of you're out
Some new medical definitions br br br br br ... (show quote)


, I rectum so= I agree with you

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Jan 25, 2023 07:20:22   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
As a redneck woman who spent 25 years in the medical field I'm insulted you offended us, you people are taking our cherished definitions and ridiculing them.🤔

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Jan 25, 2023 08:27:49   #
microphor Loc: Home is TN
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Some new medical definitions





In case you are considering an application to medical school, the following may (or may not) be of assistance.

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Here are Medical Terms followed by the Redneck Definition

Artery = The study of paintings

Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria

Barium = What doctors do when patients die

Benign = What you be, after you be eight

Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan = Searching for Kitty

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Colic = A sheep dog

Coma = A punctuation mark

Dilate = To live long

Enema = Not a friend

Fester = Quicker than someone else

Fibula = A small lie

Impotent = Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days

Node = I knew it

Outpatient = A person who has fainted

Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative = A letter carrier

Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery

Rectum = Nearly killed him

Secretion = Hiding something

Seizure = Roman Emperor

Tablet = A small table

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = One plus one more

Urine = Opposite of you're out
Some new medical definitions br br br br br ... (show quote)



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Jan 25, 2023 10:00:36   #
David L
 
Big Kahuna wrote:
, I rectum so= I agree with you


Larry the Cable Guy defended Rednecks rather well when he said,"Some folks say us Louisiana Rednecks ain't smart. I disagree. We built a big city below sea level in a hurricane zone and then filled it up with Democrats. I say that's a damn genius."

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Jan 25, 2023 10:13:59   #
Big Kahuna
 
David L wrote:
Larry the Cable Guy defended Rednecks rather well when he said,"Some folks say us Louisiana Rednecks ain't smart. I disagree. We built a big city below sea level in a hurricane zone and then filled it up with Democrats. I say that's a damn genius."



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Jan 25, 2023 11:41:17   #
Rose42
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Some new medical definitions





In case you are considering an application to medical school, the following may (or may not) be of assistance.

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Here are Medical Terms followed by the Redneck Definition

Artery = The study of paintings

Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria

Barium = What doctors do when patients die

Benign = What you be, after you be eight

Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan = Searching for Kitty

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Colic = A sheep dog

Coma = A punctuation mark

Dilate = To live long

Enema = Not a friend

Fester = Quicker than someone else

Fibula = A small lie

Impotent = Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days

Node = I knew it

Outpatient = A person who has fainted

Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative = A letter carrier

Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery

Rectum = Nearly killed him

Secretion = Hiding something

Seizure = Roman Emperor

Tablet = A small table

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = One plus one more

Urine = Opposite of you're out
Some new medical definitions br br br br br ... (show quote)


Good ones

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Jan 25, 2023 12:39:49   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
keepuphope wrote:
As a redneck woman who spent 25 years in the medical field I'm insulted you offended us, you people are taking our cherished definitions and ridiculing them.🤔



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Jan 25, 2023 16:48:13   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Some new medical definitions





In case you are considering an application to medical school, the following may (or may not) be of assistance.

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Here are Medical Terms followed by the Redneck Definition

Artery = The study of paintings

Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria

Barium = What doctors do when patients die

Benign = What you be, after you be eight

Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan = Searching for Kitty

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Colic = A sheep dog

Coma = A punctuation mark

Dilate = To live long

Enema = Not a friend

Fester = Quicker than someone else

Fibula = A small lie

Impotent = Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days

Node = I knew it

Outpatient = A person who has fainted

Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative = A letter carrier

Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery

Rectum = Nearly killed him

Secretion = Hiding something

Seizure = Roman Emperor

Tablet = A small table

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = One plus one more

Urine = Opposite of you're out
Some new medical definitions br br br br br ... (show quote)

Very good 😂😂😂

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Jan 26, 2023 15:14:27   #
LostAggie66
 
Zemirah wrote:
Some more hilarious than others, and all are worthy of a Jeff Foxworthy moment!


Yes they are worthy

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