You can't make this kind of stupidity up, the hardest thing to explain is that his supporters see nothing wrong with it.

He missed the first day because he wanted to be at Diamond's funeral, and shows up the second day claiming to start the day with a five point lead over the winner of the first day's rounds...

Okay, the five point lead comes from a really good day he had earlier in the week, which he declared he was going to use because he was such a wonderful human being for going to a funeral for a MAGA Moron.

The part that is funniest, or rather the most pathetic and despicable part of it is that he would use a round the likes of what he has never shot in the last year, let alone a few days ago on an informal round, of which he is known for making up scores by mulligans, moving the ball, shaving a few strokes off the hole. He marks his card and it doesn't matter what the number of strokes is, he simply says no you are wrong it's four, not six.