Golf
Jan 13, 2023 22:32:53 #
Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and invited her back next week. She smiled and said, “I’ll be there at 6:30 or 6:45.” The following week, she again showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she played left-handed.
The three guys were incredulous as she still beat them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were totally amazed. They couldn’t figure her out. She was, again, charming and didn’t seem to be purposely showing them up. They invited her back again, but each man harboured a burning desire to beat her.
In the third week, the guys had their game faces on. But she was 15 minutes late this time, which made the guys irritable. This week the lady again played right-handed and narrowly beat all three of them.
The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she was so gracious and complimentary of their strong play they couldn’t hold a grudge.
Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers, and finally, one of the men asked her point blank, “How do you decide if you’re going to golf right-handed or left-handed?”
The lady blushed and grinned. “That’s easy,” she said. “When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit.”
“Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.”
The guys thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, “But what if it’s pointing straight up?”
She said, “Then, I’m fifteen minutes late.”
The three guys were incredulous as she still beat them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were totally amazed. They couldn’t figure her out. She was, again, charming and didn’t seem to be purposely showing them up. They invited her back again, but each man harboured a burning desire to beat her.
In the third week, the guys had their game faces on. But she was 15 minutes late this time, which made the guys irritable. This week the lady again played right-handed and narrowly beat all three of them.
The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she was so gracious and complimentary of their strong play they couldn’t hold a grudge.
Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers, and finally, one of the men asked her point blank, “How do you decide if you’re going to golf right-handed or left-handed?”
The lady blushed and grinned. “That’s easy,” she said. “When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit.”
“Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.”
The guys thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, “But what if it’s pointing straight up?”
She said, “Then, I’m fifteen minutes late.”
Jan 14, 2023 10:09:30 #
Feb 9, 2023 22:50:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and ... (show quote)
No matter how often I hear/read that joke, I smile.
Thanks, Peaver
Feb 10, 2023 12:09:01 #
slatten49 wrote:
No matter how often I hear/read that joke, I smile.
Thanks, Peaver
Thanks, Peaver
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