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Nov 24, 2022 11:51:04   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-closely-monitoring-gathering-of-christian-nationalists

FBI Closely Monitoring Gathering Of Christian Nationalists

ROANOKE, VA — The FBI has dispatched surveillance teams after several reports surfaced of Christian Nationalists planning to spend a day thanking God for His blessings and praying for America.

"Looks like the turkey's hit the table, boys," reported Agent Schwartz to the tactical team. "That means the praying will be inbound shortly if I know these sickos like I think I do."

The FBI has reported a massive increase in Christian Nationalist activity as of late, with many in the Bureau expecting a widespread show of force on Thanksgiving. "The entire Thanksgiving holiday is basically a dog whistle for Christian Nationalists," explained FBI Director Christopher Wray. "Here we have a holiday declared by Abraham Lincoln, one of the most famous Christian Nationalists ever, meant to be entirely dedicated to thanking God for our country and praying God's guidance for her future. If that's not domestic terrorism, I don't know what is."

After a bit of shuffling, Agent Schwartz reported that the Graham family had, in fact, said a prayer and started eating turkey. "We've got three generations of terrorists present - maybe four, that old terrorist on the walker is moving slow," said Agent Schwartz. "Sure is sad to see the little ones getting indoctrinated like this. Next thing you know, that baby will be storming the Capitol, mark my words."

At publishing time, Grandma Graham has reportedly gone outside to ask the weirdo with the binoculars if he would like to come in for some pie.





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Nov 24, 2022 11:56:47   #
kemmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-closely-monitoring-gathering-of-christian-nationalists

FBI Closely Monitoring Gathering Of Christian Nationalists

ROANOKE, VA — The FBI has dispatched surveillance teams after several reports surfaced of Christian Nationalists planning to spend a day thanking God for His blessings and praying for America.

"Looks like the turkey's hit the table, boys," reported Agent Schwartz to the tactical team. "That means the praying will be inbound shortly if I know these sickos like I think I do."

The FBI has reported a massive increase in Christian Nationalist activity as of late, with many in the Bureau expecting a widespread show of force on Thanksgiving. "The entire Thanksgiving holiday is basically a dog whistle for Christian Nationalists," explained FBI Director Christopher Wray. "Here we have a holiday declared by Abraham Lincoln, one of the most famous Christian Nationalists ever, meant to be entirely dedicated to thanking God for our country and praying God's guidance for her future. If that's not domestic terrorism, I don't know what is."

After a bit of shuffling, Agent Schwartz reported that the Graham family had, in fact, said a prayer and started eating turkey. "We've got three generations of terrorists present - maybe four, that old terrorist on the walker is moving slow," said Agent Schwartz. "Sure is sad to see the little ones getting indoctrinated like this. Next thing you know, that baby will be storming the Capitol, mark my words."

At publishing time, Grandma Graham has reportedly gone outside to ask the weirdo with the binoculars if he would like to come in for some pie.
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Red wine with turkey?? So Christian nationalist!

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Nov 24, 2022 12:06:20   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
kemmer wrote:
Red wine with turkey?? So Christian nationalist!


We all understand progressives lack a sense of humor; however, attempt to make an exception for Thanksgiving satire.

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Nov 25, 2022 08:11:48   #
Big Kahuna
 
kemmer wrote:
Red wine with turkey?? So Christian nationalist!


Gay whine with turkey. So typical of a perverted one.

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Nov 25, 2022 11:52:56   #
kemmer
 
Big Kahuna wrote:
Gay whine with turkey. So typical of a perverted one.

This from Senor Perversion.

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Nov 25, 2022 13:10:33   #
Big Kahuna
 
kemmer wrote:
This from Senor Perversion.


Watch it kkkemmer, I don't want to use my size 20 steel toed boot on your derriere.

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Nov 25, 2022 17:08:19   #
hygrometer3
 
Kemmer-Only likes the good stuff 20/20 or Boones Farm!!

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