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Nov 10, 2022 12:51:22   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 



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Nov 10, 2022 13:20:25   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:


Women just think differently. I look at it from a mechanical view. I gather my share of the blankets, then park an 85 lb bulldog between us to act as a clamp.

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Nov 10, 2022 14:50:14   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
archie bunker wrote:
Women just think differently. I look at it from a mechanical view. I gather my share of the blankets, then park an 85 lb bulldog between us to act as a clamp.


My Jeanette uses her 88 pound Golden Retriever, Sam, but I never really understood the purpose until you explained it so well. Seems like I always have a snorkel foot h*****g out from under the covers because of Sam.

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Nov 10, 2022 14:58:02   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
archie bunker wrote:
Women just think differently. I look at it from a mechanical view. I gather my share of the blankets, then park an 85 lb bulldog between us to act as a clamp.


Touche' ðŸĪŠ

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Nov 10, 2022 16:26:29   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
padremike wrote:
My Jeanette uses her 88 pound Golden Retriever, Sam, but I never really understood the purpose until you explained it so well. Seems like I always have a snorkel foot h*****g out from under the covers because of Sam.


You gotta get everything situated before you clamp it down. 😂

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Nov 10, 2022 17:47:03   #
Lily
 
archie bunker wrote:
Women just think differently. I look at it from a mechanical view. I gather my share of the blankets, then park an 85 lb bulldog between us to act as a clamp.


Have you thought about just Each getting your own blankets?

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Nov 10, 2022 17:58:40   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
Lily wrote:
Have you thought about just Each getting your own blankets?


Here we go: Before getting married my father drew me aside saying he was going to give me solid wisdom regarding women. He said, "Son there are 3 kinds of reasons in this world, good reasons, bad reasons & women's reasons." It was sage advice. Now Lily simply tells us to get our own blankets. Now tell me true, what sort of reasoning is that? 😊

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Nov 10, 2022 18:54:32   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Lily wrote:
Have you thought about just Each getting your own blankets?


There has to be an anchor point to any solid structure. This is why God gave us the dog.

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Nov 10, 2022 20:42:30   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
padremike wrote:
Here we go: Before getting married my father drew me aside saying he was going to give me solid wisdom regarding women. He said, "Son there are 3 kinds of reasons in this world, good reasons, bad reasons & women's reasons." It was sage advice. Now Lily simply tells us to get our own blankets. Now tell me true, what sort of reasoning is that? 😊


A Reasonable solution to the blanket issue.

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Nov 10, 2022 20:42:58   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
There has to be an anchor point to any solid structure. This is why God gave us the dog.


Tuck the bloody things in.

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Nov 10, 2022 21:07:22   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Tuck the bloody things in.


It hasn't happened yet, but if they were bloody, they wouldn't be allowed on the bed.
Mrs. Bunker is particular about her bedding.
Thread count, domestic cotton, weave, pattern....... ugh!
I just want warm covers.

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Nov 10, 2022 21:13:40   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
It hasn't happened yet, but if they were bloody, they wouldn't be allowed on the bed.
Mrs. Bunker is particular about her bedding.
Thread count, domestic cotton, weave, pattern....... ugh!
I just want warm covers.


Obviously, you lack familiarity with true English slang, ie bloody.

Thread count is a top priority. Type of cotton is important to thread count.

I have an extra down comforter i would rent you.

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Nov 10, 2022 21:28:17   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
AuntiE wrote:
A Reasonable solution to the blanket issue.


I know dang it. Another one of those "women's reasons." ðŸĪ­

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Nov 10, 2022 22:12:30   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Obviously, you lack familiarity with true English slang, ie bloody.

Thread count is a top priority. Type of cotton is important to thread count.

I have an extra down comforter i would rent you.


Well, Ma'am, I'm pretty familiar with the English slang.
Its a challenge to a true Texan.

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Nov 10, 2022 22:19:38   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
Well, Ma'am, I'm pretty familiar with the English slang.
Its a challenge to a true Texan.


British/English slang my child.

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