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The Old Rancher
Nov 12, 2014 21:54:47   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, was in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."


MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OLD GUYS!

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Nov 12, 2014 23:03:10   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, was in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."


MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OLD GUYS!
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-y... (show quote)


:lol: :thumbup: :roll: :lol: :thumbup: :roll: :lol: :thumbup: :roll: :D

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Nov 12, 2014 23:35:50   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, was in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."


MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OLD GUYS!
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-y... (show quote)


:P :P :P :P :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 13, 2014 04:16:02   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, was in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."


MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OLD GUYS!
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-y... (show quote)


Gotta love that "old guy"

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Nov 13, 2014 06:41:09   #
Mom8052 Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, was in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."


MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OLD GUYS!
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-y... (show quote)


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Never thought I could laugh so hard. :shock: :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Nov 13, 2014 07:06:55   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, was in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."


MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE OLD GUYS!
The Wyoming banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-y... (show quote)


:shock: (GASP) :? Hmmmm. ;)

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Nov 13, 2014 11:21:06   #
Zeno Loc: Omaha NE
 
Dear Old Gringo:Great joke.But yet it isn't a joke because it is true that Golden Agers still have a lot of piss and vinegar left in them.Zeno

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