Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana

My wife and I were out for a ride yesterday and a cat darted in front of our bike. I was unable to swerve in time and we struck the unfortunate feline. My softhearted wife convinced me to turn back and check on the cat’s condition. Although it was dazed, the only obvious injury was a broken tail. As my wife consoled the terrified animal, I retrieved the first aid kit, which was stored in my saddlebags. I dressed the wound, then found two sticks that served as a makeshift splint. As I wrapped tape around the cat’s tail, in an effort to repair the broken appendage, an Missoula Police Officer pulled up behind us and turned on his emergency lights. It was a relief to have some protection between us and potential distracted drivers, even though it was Johnny Law. After assessing the situation, the officer immediately took out his ticket book and wrote us a citation. Unbeknownst to me, it’s still illegal in the state of Montana to retail pussy on the side of the road.

BIRDMAN

It will always get u in trouble

steve66613

When leaving a friend’s farm after a weekend of pheasant hunting, they suggested I take one of the dozen new kittens which were milling around the back porch.

When I came through the back door at home, I held the kitty behind my back. Announcing, that I had gotten “a little pussy over the weekend”, was met with several vulgar words, from the little lady, and a flying black sk**let.

BIRDMAN

You’re not alone

Big dog

Ooooo!!!!