A little fun. Everyone can play. Topic: Tips
Nov 11, 2014 23:04:21 #
Whoever coined the phrase The Golden Years should be shot.
Grugore wrote:
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Nov 12, 2014 03:03:04 #
Grugore wrote:
Treasure your youth. It's the most precious commodity you have.
I'm not trying to tell God how to do his job, but I would have appreciated my youth more if I'd had to be old first.
Nov 12, 2014 06:58:08 #
Nov 12, 2014 07:36:03 #
valkyrierider
Loc: "Land of Trump"
archie bunker wrote:
Rules: No politics. Just life learned lessons.
Here is mine: NEVER swat the fly on your wife's shoulder no matter how long you have been stalking him.
Here is mine: NEVER swat the fly on your wife's shoulder no matter how long you have been stalking him.
The best rule to Follow
When you meet someone give them what they want.
If they are mad - Then you make them madder.
If they are happy - Then make them happier
This way you always win.
Nov 12, 2014 08:25:37 #
Grugore wrote:
I remember the first time I saw that episode. I laughed so hard, I strained my stomach muscles.
Have to confess we still watch the reruns, we do....
Okay, a twofer....NEVER assume and ALWAYS carry duck tape.
Nov 12, 2014 09:36:37 #
jimahrens wrote:
Whoever coined the phrase The Golden Years should be shot.
They forgot to tell you, they are really brass and they tarnish.
Nov 12, 2014 10:03:09 #
BearK wrote:
They forgot to tell you, they are really brass and they tarnish.
Think that tandems with "the best is yet to come." :wink:
Nov 12, 2014 10:15:13 #
Searching wrote:
Have to confess we still watch the reruns, we do....
Okay, a twofer....NEVER assume and ALWAYS carry duck tape.
Okay, a twofer....NEVER assume and ALWAYS carry duck tape.
Wonderful thing, duct tape. Did anyone see that episode of Myth Busters when they made a cannon from duct tape? Duct tape can do almost anything. They even made a boat from duct tape, and replaced the skin of an airplane with it. Amazing. If I had to survive the collapse of civilization, I would want a good knife and several boxes of duct tape.
Nov 12, 2014 10:21:31 #
Nov 12, 2014 10:22:53 #
Loki wrote:
I'm not trying to tell God how to do his job, but I would have appreciated my youth more if I'd had to be old first.
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Nov 12, 2014 10:25:00 #
cant beleve wrote:
Just because you can,doesn't mean you should.
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Nov 12, 2014 10:48:14 #
archie bunker wrote:
Rules: No politics. Just life learned lessons.
Here is mine: NEVER swat the fly on your wife's shoulder no matter how long you have been stalking him.
Here is mine: NEVER swat the fly on your wife's shoulder no matter how long you have been stalking him.
Never put in writing something you would not be willing to see on the front page of a newspaper, attributed to you.
Nov 12, 2014 10:52:24 #
AuntiE wrote:
Never put in writing something you would not be willing to see on the front page of a newspaper, attributed to you.
Now I have to go back and edit all of my replies. Why did you have to say that?
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Nov 12, 2014 11:04:38 #
Grugore wrote:
Now I have to go back and edit all of my replies. Why did you have to say that?
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That edict is on the third generation. My maternal grandmother started it.
You only have a bit over seven hundred edits of prior comments. :lol:
Nov 12, 2014 11:05:12 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
Grugore wrote:
Now I have to go back and edit all of my replies. Why did you have to say that?
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Life isn't fair,Fair is where you take a pig to get it a ribbon,then its slaughtered.
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