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Nov 8, 2014 20:55:13   #
Constitutional libertarian Loc: St Croix National Scenic River Way
 
Just a funny little story

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 10, 2013
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

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Nov 8, 2014 21:25:08   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Constitutional libertarian wrote:
Just a funny little story

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 10, 2013
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
Just a funny little story br br A Minnesota coup... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 8, 2014 21:39:06   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Constitutional libertarian wrote:
Just a funny little story

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 10, 2013
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
Just a funny little story br br A Minnesota coup... (show quote)


Hahaha! That's priceless! :lol: :shock: :?

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Nov 8, 2014 22:07:18   #
grace scott
 
Wonderful. I get "your e-mail cannot be delivered."

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Nov 9, 2014 01:42:51   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
Constitutional libertarian wrote:
Just a funny little story

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 10, 2013
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
Just a funny little story br br A Minnesota coup... (show quote)


That's a good one!!I am going to show my wife so she will know she will be hearing from me.

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Nov 9, 2014 15:33:33   #
Zeno Loc: Omaha NE
 
Dear Constitutional Libertarian:You ain't kiddin'-it is a funny story.Thanks for the laughs.Zeno

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Nov 9, 2014 17:05:55   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Constitutional libertarian wrote:
Just a funny little story

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 10, 2013
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
Just a funny little story br br A Minnesota coup... (show quote)



That's one of the funniest stories I have heard in a while. thanks.

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Nov 9, 2014 17:20:17   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
no propaganda please wrote:
That's one of the funniest stories I have heard in a while. thanks.



History of the Condom

I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.

In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Don't thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of education.


FYI: I did not run this through Snopes but I got it from a friend that I totally trust!

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Nov 9, 2014 20:21:35   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
alex wrote:
History of the Condom

I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.

In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Don't thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of education.


FYI: I did not run this through Snopes but I got it from a friend that I totally trust!


Wonderfully warped!! Guess the Muslims haven't heard about the British improvement yet.

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Nov 9, 2014 23:54:22   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Wonderfully warped!! Guess the Muslims haven't heard about the British improvement yet.


What's the improvement :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Nov 10, 2014 00:10:30   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
What's the improvement :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:


we know, you don't even take them out of the goat

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Nov 12, 2014 18:44:42   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
we know, you don't even take them out of the goat


Goat?, Goat?. we don't need no stinkin goats :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 13, 2014 21:13:40   #
Cherrio Loc: Nazareth,Israel now usa
 
english invented the condom tons of vasaline was used.

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Nov 13, 2014 21:14:56   #
Cherrio Loc: Nazareth,Israel now usa
 
Armageddun wrote:
Goat?, Goat?. we don't need no stinkin goats :thumbup: :thumbup:


I love goats milk for the skin to soak in

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Nov 13, 2014 21:15:56   #
Cherrio Loc: Nazareth,Israel now usa
 
never thought of them as sexy

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