GIT-R-DONE (REDNECK HUMOR)
A South Carolina redneck passed
away and left his entire estate in
trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it
until she turns 16.
Folks in Georgia now go to
some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not
The minimum drinking age in
Tennessee has been raised to
32. It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"
are called documentaries.
How can you tell if a West Virginia
redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his
Tennessee has a new $3,000,000
State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a
year for a million years.
Recently, the Governor's Mansion
in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
it took out the whole trailer park.
The best thing to ever come out
of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
(And my very favorite.........)
A Georgia State Trooper stopped a
pickup truck. He asked the driver,
"Got any ID?"
The driver said,
Loc: South Carolina
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South Carolina here, I don’t understand them there jokes. “If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck.” Thanks for sharing Captain.
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