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GIT-R-DONE (REDNECK HUMOR)
Sep 22, 2022 12:23:38   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
GIT-R-DONE (REDNECK HUMOR)

A South Carolina redneck passed
away and left his entire estate in
trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it
until she turns 16.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Folks in Georgia now go to
some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not
admitted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The minimum drinking age in
Tennessee has been raised to
32. It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"
are called documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if a West Virginia
redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup truck.!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tennessee has a new $3,000,000
State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a
year for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~
Recently, the Governor's Mansion
in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
it took out the whole trailer park.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The best thing to ever come out
of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(And my very favorite.........)
A Georgia State Trooper stopped a
pickup truck. He asked the driver,
"Got any ID?"
The driver said,
"Bout what?

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Sep 25, 2022 21:14:54   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
GIT-R-DONE (REDNECK HUMOR)

A South Carolina redneck passed
away and left his entire estate in
trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it
until she turns 16.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Folks in Georgia now go to
some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not
admitted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The minimum drinking age in
Tennessee has been raised to
32. It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"
are called documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if a West Virginia
redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup truck.!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tennessee has a new $3,000,000
State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a
year for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~
Recently, the Governor's Mansion
in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
it took out the whole trailer park.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The best thing to ever come out
of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(And my very favorite.........)
A Georgia State Trooper stopped a
pickup truck. He asked the driver,
"Got any ID?"
The driver said,
"Bout what?
GIT-R-DONE (REDNECK HUMOR) br br A South Carolina... (show quote)

South Carolina here, I don’t understand them there jokes. “If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck.” Thanks for sharing Captain.

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Sep 25, 2022 21:16:05   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
JR-57 wrote:
South Carolina here, I don’t understand them there jokes. “If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck.” Thanks for sharing Captain.



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