One Political Plaza - Home of politics
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
General Chit-Chat (non-political talk)
Three Delaware surgeons
Sep 22, 2022 12:11:59   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Three Delaware surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed and that they felt made them famous.

The first surgeon bragged "I'm the best surgeon in Delaware. In my favorite case, a concert pianist had lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a solo concert.

"That's nothing" the second Delaware surgeon began. "A young patient of mine lost an arm and both legs in an accident but I was able to reattach those and now, 2 years later, he has won numerous track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said "You're both amateurs. Several years ago, a young man high on cocaine and marijuana rode a horse head-on into a train travelling at 80 mph. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass. But, being the expert surgeon that I am, I was able to put them together and now he's President of the entire USA.

Reply
Sep 22, 2022 12:36:30   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Three Delaware surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed and that they felt made them famous.

The first surgeon bragged "I'm the best surgeon in Delaware. In my favorite case, a concert pianist had lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a solo concert.

"That's nothing" the second Delaware surgeon began. "A young patient of mine lost an arm and both legs in an accident but I was able to reattach those and now, 2 years later, he has won numerous track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said "You're both amateurs. Several years ago, a young man high on cocaine and marijuana rode a horse head-on into a train travelling at 80 mph. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass. But, being the expert surgeon that I am, I was able to put them together and now he's President of the entire USA.
Three Delaware surgeons were playing golf together... (show quote)


.

Reply
Sep 22, 2022 13:39:13   #
Doctor Dave Loc: Madisonville, Tx.
 
You ain’t right, everybody knows the hair is grey.

Reply
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-political talk)
OnePoliticalPlaza.com - Forum
Copyright 2012-2022 IDF International Technologies, Inc.