Three Delaware surgeons
Sep 22, 2022 12:11:59 #
Three Delaware surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed and that they felt made them famous.
The first surgeon bragged "I'm the best surgeon in Delaware. In my favorite case, a concert pianist had lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a solo concert.
"That's nothing" the second Delaware surgeon began. "A young patient of mine lost an arm and both legs in an accident but I was able to reattach those and now, 2 years later, he has won numerous track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said "You're both amateurs. Several years ago, a young man high on cocaine and marijuana rode a horse head-on into a train travelling at 80 mph. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass. But, being the expert surgeon that I am, I was able to put them together and now he's President of the entire USA.
The first surgeon bragged "I'm the best surgeon in Delaware. In my favorite case, a concert pianist had lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a solo concert.
"That's nothing" the second Delaware surgeon began. "A young patient of mine lost an arm and both legs in an accident but I was able to reattach those and now, 2 years later, he has won numerous track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said "You're both amateurs. Several years ago, a young man high on cocaine and marijuana rode a horse head-on into a train travelling at 80 mph. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass. But, being the expert surgeon that I am, I was able to put them together and now he's President of the entire USA.
Sep 22, 2022 12:36:30 #
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