ON THE STREET REPORTER
A radio news reporter was interviewing people on the street with his microphone.
He stopped an old wino, shoved the microphone in his face and said "Sir how do you feel about the abortion bill"?
The wino said if we owe it we ought'a pay it.
Then the reporter asked him " since marajuna has been legalized in Colorado, how do you feel about LSD"?
The wino said "he was the best dammed President we ever had."
Then the reporter asked him "What do you think of the Iranian position"?
The wino said, "I like it but my girlfriend says it's hard on her elbows".
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