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Aug 3, 2022 20:45:13   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-awards-self-medal-of-freedom-for-dropping-gas-prices?

Putin Awards Self Medal Of Freedom For Dropping Gas Prices

MOSCOW β€” After months of singlehandedly raising America's gas prices without any help whatsoever from the Biden administration, Russian President Vladimir Putin has mercifully given Americans a short break by lowering the price at the pump. For his benevolence and valor, he has awarded himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

"Weakling Joe Biden said all the gas prices are my fault. So when they come down, this is my fault too. You're welcome Americans!" said Putin on state television. "Enjoy 50-cent savings! Putin Price Drop!"

Biden's team was quick to clarify that gas prices are only Putin's fault when they go up. "Biden deserves all the credit for this price drop," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "That Medal of Freedom isn't even real!" Jean-Pierre then caught one glimpse of a shirtless Putin wearing the medal while riding a bear and instantly turned straight.

At publishing time, OPEC confirmed that they were just waiting for Biden to burn through all of America's strategic oil reserves after which they will quadruple oil prices.

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Aug 3, 2022 21:15:20   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-awards-self-medal-of-freedom-for-dropping-gas-prices?

Putin Awards Self Medal Of Freedom For Dropping Gas Prices

MOSCOW β€” After months of singlehandedly raising America's gas prices without any help whatsoever from the Biden administration, Russian President Vladimir Putin has mercifully given Americans a short break by lowering the price at the pump. For his benevolence and valor, he has awarded himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

"Weakling Joe Biden said all the gas prices are my fault. So when they come down, this is my fault too. You're welcome Americans!" said Putin on state television. "Enjoy 50-cent savings! Putin Price Drop!"

Biden's team was quick to clarify that gas prices are only Putin's fault when they go up. "Biden deserves all the credit for this price drop," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "That Medal of Freedom isn't even real!" Jean-Pierre then caught one glimpse of a shirtless Putin wearing the medal while riding a bear and instantly turned straight.

At publishing time, OPEC confirmed that they were just waiting for Biden to burn through all of America's strategic oil reserves after which they will quadruple oil prices.
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-awards-self-meda... (show quote)


This spoof is closer to reality than many might think.

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Aug 3, 2022 21:26:04   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
This spoof is closer to reality than many might think.


They are becoming a more reliable source than others.

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Aug 3, 2022 21:29:01   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-awards-self-medal-of-freedom-for-dropping-gas-prices?

Putin Awards Self Medal Of Freedom For Dropping Gas Prices

MOSCOW β€” After months of singlehandedly raising America's gas prices without any help whatsoever from the Biden administration, Russian President Vladimir Putin has mercifully given Americans a short break by lowering the price at the pump. For his benevolence and valor, he has awarded himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

"Weakling Joe Biden said all the gas prices are my fault. So when they come down, this is my fault too. You're welcome Americans!" said Putin on state television. "Enjoy 50-cent savings! Putin Price Drop!"

Biden's team was quick to clarify that gas prices are only Putin's fault when they go up. "Biden deserves all the credit for this price drop," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "That Medal of Freedom isn't even real!" Jean-Pierre then caught one glimpse of a shirtless Putin wearing the medal while riding a bear and instantly turned straight.

At publishing time, OPEC confirmed that they were just waiting for Biden to burn through all of America's strategic oil reserves after which they will quadruple oil prices.
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-awards-self-meda... (show quote)


Trump/Putin 2024

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Aug 3, 2022 21:55:32   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
Trump/Putin 2024


LOL, why not, if Obama can get a forged birth certificate, I'm sure Putin can as well.

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Aug 3, 2022 22:32:57   #
son of witless
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-awards-self-medal-of-freedom-for-dropping-gas-prices?

Putin Awards Self Medal Of Freedom For Dropping Gas Prices

MOSCOW β€” After months of singlehandedly raising America's gas prices without any help whatsoever from the Biden administration, Russian President Vladimir Putin has mercifully given Americans a short break by lowering the price at the pump. For his benevolence and valor, he has awarded himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

"Weakling Joe Biden said all the gas prices are my fault. So when they come down, this is my fault too. You're welcome Americans!" said Putin on state television. "Enjoy 50-cent savings! Putin Price Drop!"

Biden's team was quick to clarify that gas prices are only Putin's fault when they go up. "Biden deserves all the credit for this price drop," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "That Medal of Freedom isn't even real!" Jean-Pierre then caught one glimpse of a shirtless Putin wearing the medal while riding a bear and instantly turned straight.

At publishing time, OPEC confirmed that they were just waiting for Biden to burn through all of America's strategic oil reserves after which they will quadruple oil prices.
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-awards-self-meda... (show quote)


Yea for the Putin Price Cut ! Lets go Brandon.

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