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Aug 1, 2022 15:35:14   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/pileup-at-all-female-tour-de-france-after-woman-in-front-stops-to-ask-for-directions?

Pileup At All-Female Tour De France After Woman In Front Stops To Ask For Directions

FRANCE โ€” A spectacular crash at the Tour de France Femmes, the first-ever all-female Tour de France event following the main race, was reportedly caused by the woman in front stopping to ask for directions.

According to witnesses, the lead rider came to a fork in the road and stopped to ask a bystander which way she should go.

"I'm a little lost, sorry," she said sheepishly after abruptly stopping her bicycle. "I tried turning on the little navigation thingy but couldn't figure out how to work it. Do I make a left here?"

The man patiently explained which way she should go using easy-to-understand directions like "north" and "south" but the female bicyclist still looked flummoxed.

"I'm sorry, can you explain which way to go using Starbucks or Targets as landmarks?" As there were no Starbucks or Targets nearby, however, the man was unable to help her out. And then it was too late, as the rest of the bicyclists had caught up and plowed right into her in a massive crash.

The race got started again after not too long, but was derailed again when the woman in front gasped and pumped her brakes suddenly after she thought she saw a car's brake lights go on a mile ahead of her.

At publishing time, sources had confirmed that while no male bicyclists at the real Tour de France had to stop for directions, they also got hopelessly lost and are still riding around the French countryside somewhere.

Disclaimer: I have yet to learn how to use the GPS in my car. I, OFTEN, use landmarks for directions. THIS TOTALLY HAD ME ROLLING LAUGHING!!



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Aug 1, 2022 15:42:10   #
Liberty Tree
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/pileup-at-all-female-tour-de-france-after-woman-in-front-stops-to-ask-for-directions?

Pileup At All-Female Tour De France After Woman In Front Stops To Ask For Directions

FRANCE โ€” A spectacular crash at the Tour de France Femmes, the first-ever all-female Tour de France event following the main race, was reportedly caused by the woman in front stopping to ask for directions.

According to witnesses, the lead rider came to a fork in the road and stopped to ask a bystander which way she should go.

"I'm a little lost, sorry," she said sheepishly after abruptly stopping her bicycle. "I tried turning on the little navigation thingy but couldn't figure out how to work it. Do I make a left here?"

The man patiently explained which way she should go using easy-to-understand directions like "north" and "south" but the female bicyclist still looked flummoxed.

"I'm sorry, can you explain which way to go using Starbucks or Targets as landmarks?" As there were no Starbucks or Targets nearby, however, the man was unable to help her out. And then it was too late, as the rest of the bicyclists had caught up and plowed right into her in a massive crash.

The race got started again after not too long, but was derailed again when the woman in front gasped and pumped her brakes suddenly after she thought she saw a car's brake lights go on a mile ahead of her.

At publishing time, sources had confirmed that while no male bicyclists at the real Tour de France had to stop for directions, they also got hopelessly lost and are still riding around the French countryside somewhere.

Disclaimer: I have yet to learn how to use the GPS in my car. I, OFTEN, use landmarks for directions. THIS TOTALLY HAD ME ROLLING LAUGHING!!
https://babylonbee.com/news/pileup-at-all-female-t... (show quote)


He should have told her north was which way her boobs were facing and south was which way her butt was facing. She might have understood that.

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Aug 1, 2022 15:56:32   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
He should have told her north was which way her boobs were facing and south was which way her butt was facing. She might have understood that.


Unless she was facing East/westโ€ฆ.I think.

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Aug 1, 2022 15:59:54   #
Liberty Tree
 
AuntiE wrote:
Unless she was facing East/westโ€ฆ.I think.


Just change the body parts to fit the direction.

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