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Jul 28, 2022 15:19:32   #
American Vet
 
A man died and went to The Judgement, they told him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”.

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, when did this happen?” …

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.

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Jul 28, 2022 15:41:07   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
😂 LOL

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Jul 28, 2022 15:57:21   #
maryla
 
American Vet wrote:
A man died and went to The Judgement, they told him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”.

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, when did this happen?” …

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.
A man died and went to The Judgement, they told hi... (show quote)


What?

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Jul 28, 2022 16:09:38   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
maryla wrote:
What?

The humor in a joke is lost if you need it to be explained. Best to just move on. 🙂

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Jul 28, 2022 18:50:00   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
American Vet wrote:
A man died and went to The Judgement, they told him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”.

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, when did this happen?” …

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.
A man died and went to The Judgement, they told hi... (show quote)



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Jul 28, 2022 20:41:26   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
JR-57 wrote:
The humor in a joke is lost if you need it to be explained. Best to just move on. 🙂


🫠🫠🫠

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Jul 28, 2022 20:42:14   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
American Vet wrote:
A man died and went to The Judgement, they told him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”.

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, when did this happen?” …

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.
A man died and went to The Judgement, they told hi... (show quote)


I like it 😎

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Aug 5, 2022 14:49:45   #
Y360AZ
 
An OBG.

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Aug 5, 2022 20:51:22   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
Y360AZ wrote:
An OBG.


🤔?

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