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Jul 26, 2022 21:32:46   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Meet the lovely Mrs. B.
I'm on vacation this week, and she's working part of it. Today, I made dinner, and a pie for dessert.
After dinner, I asked her if she wanted some pie.
She said, and I quote: "Only if you square it, and divide it by three." Huh? Now she's in bed thinking she won....
Any help will be appreciated.
I never was good at math.

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Jul 26, 2022 21:39:28   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
archie bunker wrote:
Meet the lovely Mrs. B.
I'm on vacation this week, and she's working part of it. Today, I made dinner, and a pie for dessert.
After dinner, I asked her if she wanted some pie.
She said, and I quote: "Only if you square it, and divide it by three." Huh? Now she's in bed thinking she won....
Any help will be appreciated.
I never was good at math.


It looks to me that she wants 3.2865333 pieces of pie. I may be wrong, I'm not too good at math either.

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Jul 26, 2022 21:49:38   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
archie bunker wrote:
Meet the lovely Mrs. B.
I'm on vacation this week, and she's working part of it. Today, I made dinner, and a pie for dessert.
After dinner, I asked her if she wanted some pie.
She said, and I quote: "Only if you square it, and divide it by three." Huh? Now she's in bed thinking she won....
Any help will be appreciated.
I never was good at math.

What kind of pie is it? If it’s pecan I’d have two slices while thinking about what she really wants.

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Jul 26, 2022 21:49:43   #
CarryOn
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
It looks to me that she wants 3.2865333 pieces of pie. I may be wrong, I'm not to good at math either.


I think Peaver has the right answer. I also think Mrs. B is messing with your head ...

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Jul 26, 2022 22:11:46   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
It looks to me that she wants 3.2865333 pieces of pie. I may be wrong, I'm not too good at math either.


I'm a loser any way you look at it.
Smartass vs smartass, she (sorry about the pronoun) has me outclassed .

I'm kinda fond of that ole gal!😍

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Jul 26, 2022 22:15:10   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm a loser any way you look at it.
Smartass vs smartass, she (sorry about the pronoun) has me outclassed .

I'm kinda fond of that ole gal!😍

Mine is far above me in many respects. I’d have it no other way. She’s far more intelligent than me. But I hold the ace in the hole. Whenever she gets too much of an upper hand I remind her she can’t be too smart; she married me.

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Jul 26, 2022 22:19:29   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
JR-57 wrote:
What kind of pie is it? If it’s pecan I’d have two slices while thinking about what she really wants.


It was a chocolate/ peanut butter cream pie.
Next time, I'm gonna make an apple pie in a square dish!!
Let her try to cipher that one out!!!
Damn smartass!!3😂😂

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Jul 26, 2022 22:19:49   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm a loser any way you look at it.
Smartass vs smartass, she (sorry about the pronoun) has me outclassed .

I'm kinda fond of that ole gal!😍


I don't believe you're a loser or a smartass. You could even be a hero.



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Jul 26, 2022 22:26:23   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
JR-57 wrote:
Mine is far above me in many respects. I’d have it no other way. She’s far more intelligent than me. But I hold the ace in the hole. Whenever she gets too much of an upper hand I remind her she can’t be too smart; she married me.


Danged if you didn't just give me ammo!!👊 😂🤣

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Jul 26, 2022 22:34:55   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
archie bunker wrote:
Danged if you didn't just give me ammo!!👊 😂🤣

Glad to be of assistance. When my four buddies come over on Sunday morning to watch the race I remind them; when there’s five of us and one of her, we’re still out numbered.

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Jul 27, 2022 01:03:23   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
archie bunker wrote:
Meet the lovely Mrs. B.
I'm on vacation this week, and she's working part of it. Today, I made dinner, and a pie for dessert.
After dinner, I asked her if she wanted some pie.
She said, and I quote: "Only if you square it, and divide it by three." Huh? Now she's in bed thinking she won....
Any help will be appreciated.
I never was good at math.


Well first off Pie are round not square and divided by three you get a real big piece of pie-- sounds like a winner to me by golly

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Jul 27, 2022 07:19:31   #
youngwilliam
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Well first off Pie are round not square and divided by three you get a real big piece of pie-- sounds like a winner to me by golly


My 6th grade teacher, Mr. Steinbeck, was a firey red head, would always remind us, pie are round, cake are square. Brings back memories.

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Jul 27, 2022 07:39:57   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
archie bunker wrote:
Meet the lovely Mrs. B.
I'm on vacation this week, and she's working part of it. Today, I made dinner, and a pie for dessert.
After dinner, I asked her if she wanted some pie.
She said, and I quote: "Only if you square it, and divide it by three." Huh? Now she's in bed thinking she won....
Any help will be appreciated.
I never was good at math.


You should have put it in a square pan and cut it into three equal parts.

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Jul 27, 2022 08:14:53   #
twxMike Loc: North Carolina
 
archie bunker wrote:
Meet the lovely Mrs. B.
I'm on vacation this week, and she's working part of it. Today, I made dinner, and a pie for dessert.
After dinner, I asked her if she wanted some pie.
She said, and I quote: "Only if you square it, and divide it by three." Huh? Now she's in bed thinking she won....
Any help will be appreciated.
I never was good at math.


What she said was that she wants 1 1/3 piece or a large piece.

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Jul 27, 2022 11:05:29   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
youngwilliam wrote:
My 6th grade teacher, Mr. Steinbeck, was a firey red head, would always remind us, pie are round, cake are square. Brings back memories.



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