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Oct 27, 2014 05:46:16   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
A man went to see his Doctor as he was feeling unwell. His Doctor examined him and did some tests. The Doctor returned to the room and said " the news isn't good ". "Tell me straight, Doctor " the man asked.

" you have Ebola v***s " the Doctor informed the man.

" I don't see how that's possible " the man replied, " but when I get home, I'll look and if I find it, I'll return it right away ".

"what!?" the Doctor exclaimed.

" you said that I have a bowl of yours and I said I would look for it and if I find it, I'll return it to you. Now, what's wrong with me? "

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Oct 27, 2014 06:08:21   #
rolech Loc: Louisville, KY
 
lpnmajor wrote:
A man went to see his Doctor as he was feeling unwell. His Doctor examined him and did some tests. The Doctor returned to the room and said " the news isn't good ". "Tell me straight, Doctor " the man asked.

" you have Ebola v***s " the Doctor informed the man.

" I don't see how that's possible " the man replied, " but when I get home, I'll look and if I find it, I'll return it right away ".

"what!?" the Doctor exclaimed.

" you said that I have a bowl of yours and I said I would look for it and if I find it, I'll return it to you. Now, what's wrong with me? "
A man went to see his Doctor as he was feeling unw... (show quote)

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Oct 27, 2014 07:35:45   #
boss2
 
A man went to his docter the docter said I got good news and bad news the man said give me the good news first the docter said you got two days to live whats the bad news the docter said I was supposed to tell you yesterday.

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Oct 28, 2014 12:31:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A MAN WENT TO HIS DOCTOR WITH MEMORY PROBLEMS
THE DR SAID ,HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS PROBLEM
THE MAN LOOKED AT THE DR AND SAID,WHAT PROBLEM,AND WHO ARE YOU???

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