12 Red F**gs That Will Prevent You From Buying A Firearm
Jun 21, 2022 22:05:14 #
In light of recent shootings, Congress is considering red f**g laws they've secretly been wanting to pass for decades. This means that even though you have a right to bear arms guaranteed by the US Constitution, they can make exceptions based on a list of criteria they come up with—namely, red f**gs.
Here are twelve red f**gs that will prevent you from buying a firearm if congress has its way:
1) You are applying to purchase a firearm: Ew! You want to buy a gun? MAJOR red f**g there.
2) You once shared a Babylon Bee article on Facebook: You're probably on the no-fly list already.
3) You don't support the current thing in your Twitter bio: YOU BIGOT.
4) You're Joe Biden's bicycle: Attempts on the President's life will not be tolerated.
5) You're a Vietnam vet just passing through town until the local police push you too far: They drew first blood!
6) You once called in a chopper with your 7-k**l streak on Call Of Duty: You monster.
7) You think RoboCop is the good guy: He shoots literally everyone.
8) You think J** 6 was bad but not anywhere close to 9/11: Some real i**********nist vibes here.
9) You still drive a vehicle that runs on gasoline: People who murder the planet always move on to murdering humans.
10) You didn't kneel and worship the p***e f**g when the trumpets played: It's the furnace for you, friend.
11) You know Pi to 11 places but you only know the first 4 letters of L***QIA2S...: You're clearly not compassionate enough to follow proper gun safety protocols.
12) You oppose red f**g laws: This one is pretty obvious. Always support controversial government policy without question.
https://babylonbee.com/news/13-red-f**gs-that-will-prevent-you-from-buying-a-firearm?mc_cid=2098080c30&mc_eid=0c71919313
Here are twelve red f**gs that will prevent you from buying a firearm if congress has its way:
1) You are applying to purchase a firearm: Ew! You want to buy a gun? MAJOR red f**g there.
2) You once shared a Babylon Bee article on Facebook: You're probably on the no-fly list already.
3) You don't support the current thing in your Twitter bio: YOU BIGOT.
4) You're Joe Biden's bicycle: Attempts on the President's life will not be tolerated.
5) You're a Vietnam vet just passing through town until the local police push you too far: They drew first blood!
6) You once called in a chopper with your 7-k**l streak on Call Of Duty: You monster.
7) You think RoboCop is the good guy: He shoots literally everyone.
8) You think J** 6 was bad but not anywhere close to 9/11: Some real i**********nist vibes here.
9) You still drive a vehicle that runs on gasoline: People who murder the planet always move on to murdering humans.
10) You didn't kneel and worship the p***e f**g when the trumpets played: It's the furnace for you, friend.
11) You know Pi to 11 places but you only know the first 4 letters of L***QIA2S...: You're clearly not compassionate enough to follow proper gun safety protocols.
12) You oppose red f**g laws: This one is pretty obvious. Always support controversial government policy without question.
https://babylonbee.com/news/13-red-f**gs-that-will-prevent-you-from-buying-a-firearm?mc_cid=2098080c30&mc_eid=0c71919313
Jun 21, 2022 22:22:30 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Peaver Bogart wrote:
In light of recent shootings, Congress is consider... (show quote)
LGTB...What? Pi=~3.1415926536
Jun 21, 2022 22:36:31 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
In light of recent shootings, Congress is consider... (show quote)
I should be safe.
I only know 3 places with really good pie.
Jun 22, 2022 02:04:28 #
dtucker300 wrote:
LGTB...What? Pi=~3.1415926536
I can honestly say in nearly seventy years I have never come across a real life problem that required pi to more than the fourth place, and those are vanishingly rare. 3.14 is usually more than enough. If it isn't I usually just say "screw it."
Jun 22, 2022 03:25:36 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
I can honestly say in nearly seventy years I have never come across a real life problem that required pi to more than the fourth place, and those are vanishingly rare. 3.14 is usually more than enough. If it isn't I usually just say "screw it."
That's the same thing I say about L**T... It's not a problem for me.
live and let live.
Jun 22, 2022 17:00:58 #
dtucker300 wrote:
LGTB...What? Pi=~3.1415926536
I copied and pasted from Babylon Bee. I suppose there should nave been a comma after 'places'. I think that would have separated the two subjects.
Jun 22, 2022 19:39:13 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Peaver Bogart wrote:
I copied and pasted from Babylon Bee. I suppose there should nave been a comma after 'places'. I think that would have separated the two subjects.
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