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Jun 21, 2022 13:58:52   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!



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Jun 21, 2022 14:16:21   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
permafrost wrote:
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. ... (show quote)


Oh my heck that ass is adorable.lol

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Jun 21, 2022 14:34:45   #
moldyoldy
 
permafrost wrote:
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. ... (show quote)



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Jun 21, 2022 19:54:39   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
That is good , I bet even Gramma would chuckle.... lol

this is about moldys art.....

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Jun 21, 2022 20:46:22   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
permafrost wrote:
That is good , I bet even Gramma would chuckle.... lol

this is about moldys art.....


Took me a minute to put together.lol My dad used to say that.

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Jun 21, 2022 21:40:10   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
keepuphope wrote:
Took me a minute to put together.lol My dad used to say that.



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Jun 22, 2022 06:45:04   #
Rose42
 
permafrost wrote:
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. ... (show quote)



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Jun 22, 2022 18:24:46   #
Mikeyavelli
 
[quote=permafrost]A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live

Like today's journalism. Loved it.
Thanks.

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Jun 22, 2022 19:25:52   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
[quote=Mikeyavelli]
permafrost wrote:
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live

Like today's journalism. Loved it.
Thanks.
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. ... (show quote)


My real Gramma would spit tobacco juice into the dish water.. hard to eat dinner some days..

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Jun 22, 2022 19:38:42   #
moldyoldy
 
permafrost wrote:
My real Gramma would spit tobacco juice into the dish water.. hard to eat dinner some days..



I remember the grannies down south with snuff in the lower lip.

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Jun 22, 2022 20:08:44   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
moldyoldy wrote:
I remember the grannies down south with snuff in the lower lip.


Snuff... I remember that name.... maybe that was it... I will never know... as a great Norse, she may have heard the idea and picked it up... but she did spit the stuff, whatever it was.... When I was in high school one of the guys who had a beater of a car, would spit the stuff on the floor and I swear , he never cleaned it up... ugh

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Jun 22, 2022 20:24:29   #
moldyoldy
 
permafrost wrote:
Snuff... I remember that name.... maybe that was it... I will never know... as a great Norse, she may have heard the idea and picked it up... but she did spit the stuff, whatever it was.... When I was in high school one of the guys who had a beater of a car, would spit the stuff on the floor and I swear , he never cleaned it up... ugh



I had to re-educate myself about this.

A type of smokeless tobacco that is made of finely ground or shredded tobacco leaves. It may have different scents and flavors and may be moist or dry. Moist snuff tobacco is placed in the mouth, usually between the cheek and gum or behind the upper or lower lip. Dry snuff tobacco is inhaled through the nose.
https://www.cancer.gov › def › snuf...
Definition of snuff tobacco - NCI Dictionary of Cancer Terms

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Jun 22, 2022 20:42:10   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
moldyoldy wrote:
I had to re-educate myself about this.

A type of smokeless tobacco that is made of finely ground or shredded tobacco leaves. It may have different scents and flavors and may be moist or dry. Moist snuff tobacco is placed in the mouth, usually between the cheek and gum or behind the upper or lower lip. Dry snuff tobacco is inhaled through the nose.
https://www.cancer.gov › def › snuf...
Definition of snuff tobacco - NCI Dictionary of Cancer Terms


Well that moist version must be what granny used, never recall her inhaling it... now I wonder what flavor she was hung up on.... She lived well into her 90s and remained mean as a snake to the end.. Miss her still..

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Jun 22, 2022 22:22:47   #
Mikeyavelli
 
permafrost wrote:
My real Gramma would spit tobacco juice into the dish water.. hard to eat dinner some days..


Only if she used the dishwater for soup later.

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Jun 22, 2022 22:32:43   #
Mikeyavelli
 
permafrost wrote:
Well that moist version must be what granny used, never recall her inhaling it... now I wonder what flavor she was hung up on.... She lived well into her 90s and remained mean as a snake to the end.. Miss her still..


Snuff was the tobacco form of choice before cigarettes. A pinch between the gums and the lower front teeth.
Worked in hard labor with guys who used snuff and smoked cigarettes too.
They made me try snuff. After 11 seconds I threw up all over the factory floor. I suppose everyone throws up the first time they try snuff. But I never tried snuff again to find out if the second time makes you sick too.
I stuck to my cigarettes. Ain't had a cigarette since 6:30am May 1st, 2000AD. Toughest thing I ever did was quitting smoking.

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