My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
"I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :
I am going to have, for me, an early night.
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note s... (
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I like that it was funny. Just don't let that character named Bud Wiser come around lol.
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note s... (
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Sounds like a lot of us these days. Funny but way too true.
MajorAhrens wrote:
I like that it was funny. Just don't let that character named Bud Wiser come around lol.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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