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My five new gentlemen friends
Oct 21, 2014 23:57:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!

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Oct 22, 2014 00:03:28   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

"I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!"
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note s... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :

I am going to have, for me, an early night.



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Oct 22, 2014 00:13:05   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :

I am going to have, for me, an early night.


Sleep well, lovely lady.

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Oct 22, 2014 06:33:35   #
MajorAhrens Loc: Myrtle Beach
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note s... (show quote)
I like that it was funny. Just don't let that character named Bud Wiser come around lol.

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Oct 22, 2014 09:16:18   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!
My wife, the sweet Sgt. Major, left me this note s... (show quote)



Sounds like a lot of us these days. Funny but way too true.

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Oct 22, 2014 10:18:42   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
MajorAhrens wrote:
I like that it was funny. Just don't let that character named Bud Wiser come around lol.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oct 22, 2014 11:51:32   #
greyfox Loc: western mass.
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Sounds like a lot of us these days. Funny but way too true.


SURE IS!!!!

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