RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

As if men aren't given enough bad raps, now Big Pharma has given women yet another reason to call us callous and maybe even "hard-hearted".

Long Considered a Threat, Viagra May Help Treat Heart Disease

Viagra started out life as a cardiovascular treatment — and some experts believe it should return to its root use.

The little blue pill that has long been known to enable and enhance sexual performance in men could also be used as a treatment for heart disease, according to a new study.

Viagra hit the market in 1998 after the Food and Drug Administration approved its use for the treatment of impotence in men. Over the next decade, it became the most commercially successful drug on the market, with more than 1.8 billion pills used by 35 million people.

The phones at cardiologists all over America will be ringing off the hook! Heart disease in men over the age of 21 will skyrocket, Big Pharma will make billions...

God Bless America,

We'll still have it hard in this country but now, at least it will be a covered illness...


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Mayhem in the making


Would I kid you?

Hemiman Loc: Communist California

We still have it hard in this country---pun???

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

No Hem, I'm as serious as a heart attack!

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no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

no, he's just being his usual punny self.

rumitoid

Testosterone is worse than the mosquito as worldwide menace.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Howdy No Prop!

I just couldn't resist posting this article. I like to give all men hope, that heart disease might just mean new beginnings for some old things or, something like that.

I like to take a swipe at Obamacare whenever I can, it's not hard to, right?

Oh alright, this thread is dying quick anyway so, what the heck?

Did you know Big Pharma has already tailored Viagra for all their friends in Washington, in anticipation of the FDA approving this as heart medication?

Would I kid you my friend?


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Obama Label

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Well maybe so rumi but for us men, it's like oxygen and, quality of life just declines without it!

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alabuck Loc: Tennessee

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It isn't shameful to have ED. Far more men than you realize, age 40 and older, have ED issues. I, personally know someone, very, very, very close to me, that he'd just be a long pile of thick, wet spaghetti without either testosterone & Viagra. I also know that both can be very, very helpful for men with ED issues. :shock: Now, that Viagra is shown to be helpful for heart conditions, it virtually eliminates the chance if a man dying of a heart attack while making love to his wife, girlfriend, mistress, casual acquaintance, hooker, call girl, male partner, or wh**ever else cranks ones' tractor.

With men living longer than ever, dying with a hole needing to be cut in your casket, to accommodate a certain erect appendage, is now a badge of honor. "Just follow directions and call your doctor if you have a 'certain condition' that lasts more than 4 hours." If you fail to do so, just be sure your funeral director has the appropriate sized drill bit necessary for the hole you'll need drilled in your casket.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Heck,

I can't stop laughing long enough to type! Leave it to ex-Navy fighter pilots to remind the reader it is now even harder to let a loved one go.

This may really have far reaching impact on the U.S. and maybe even the entire global economy?

I know as well as healthcare industries, the funeral/casket makers will see their margins rise too!

God bless ya alabuck, I needed that!


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Stimulus Casket

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Great cartoon. I did see the article and wonder if it might really be helpful. However, it could become embarrassing if the other effects popped up at the wrong time.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

That's the beauty of it. Heart attacks can happen at the wrong time but, not the other. Anytime that (rise) happens, it always is the right time! Now, usefulness will be covered by me in another topic!

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oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

When I was young and could still have one of those things nurses all had full length pencils to take care of the situation. When I was 17, the first time, a sexy young nurse was taking tape off my back and being too "gentle" and had to resort to the pencil and I just couldn't survive that pain. That happened several years later but never again.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

See Rock, what did I tell you. "dachshunds with erections can't climb stairs"

by the way did you ever find a copy of that wonderful doggie love song by The Mrs Ackroyd Band? If not it is on Dr Demento's Basement tapes 03

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

I remember that NPP, maybe that is why I subconsciously was drawn to that cartoon. :XD: :XD: :XD:

I haven't listen to that yet but, I remain hopeful that we all will soon.

Too dang funny No Prop!

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DACHSHUNDS WITH ERECTIONS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS
by
Les Barker

Each night she's on the balcony
He loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised
She shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever
His kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections...
Can't climb stairs.

His home's a humble bungalow
And her's a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go
And that, they say is that.
He never can be near her
Although she knows he cares
For Dachshunds with erections...
Can't climb stairs.

You want to win a woman?
Just be cool... be aloof
The dog who doesn't hit the stairs
Can make it to the roof.
The dog who doesn't care
Will be the dog who wins the day
You'll never get to heaven...
With your chopper in the way.

The spirit soars, the body falls
And heavy lies the heart
That cries out with the pain of love
Be still my broken part.
How painful is the passion
And painful the repairs
For Dachshunds with erections
Can't climb stairs.


http://youtu.be/QDyL1TYaGeU

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no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Glad you remembered. Diane, our artist friend introduced us to that song, and a number of other warped dog songs. That one is still on my top ten. hope others appreciate it.