Americans With No Abilities...mostly Democrats but not all.
May 12, 2022 13:21:04 #
Americans With No Abilities
Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans with No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real sk**ls and ambition.
Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society, said VP Kamala Harris. We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as Do you have any sk**ls or experience that relate to this job?
As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them, said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the Toyota plant in Georgetown, KY due to her inability to remember righty tightly, lefty loosey. This new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have job security. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials to enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.
NOTE:
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Kamala Harris, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, Jeff Flake, Chris Van Holland, Elizabeth Warren &
Nancy Pelosi, AOC, Scott Franklin, Lindsey Graham........ all of whom certainly are!
Americans With No Abilities
Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans with No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real sk**ls and ambition.
Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society, said VP Kamala Harris. We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as Do you have any sk**ls or experience that relate to this job?
As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them, said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the Toyota plant in Georgetown, KY due to her inability to remember righty tightly, lefty loosey. This new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have job security. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials to enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.
NOTE:
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Kamala Harris, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, Jeff Flake, Chris Van Holland, Elizabeth Warren &
Nancy Pelosi, AOC, Scott Franklin, Lindsey Graham........ all of whom certainly are!
Americans With No Abilities
May 12, 2022 14:07:37 #
jim_oldman
Loc: Lexington, SC
Capt-jack, When did you get hired by The Babylon Bee.
Just when you think the Vice-President of the United States of America couldn't come up with another moronic thought It presents "The Americans with No Abilities Act" to us and hails it as "a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real sk**ls and AMBITION." The Vice-President of the United States of America believes employers will no longer be able to grant special favors (a better paycheck) to a small group of workers, simply because they actually do the work the are being paid to do. The current VP of the USA lacks any real sk**ls to do the job IT is being paid to do.
Just when you think the Vice-President of the United States of America couldn't come up with another moronic thought It presents "The Americans with No Abilities Act" to us and hails it as "a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real sk**ls and AMBITION." The Vice-President of the United States of America believes employers will no longer be able to grant special favors (a better paycheck) to a small group of workers, simply because they actually do the work the are being paid to do. The current VP of the USA lacks any real sk**ls to do the job IT is being paid to do.
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