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May 3, 2022 17:05:43   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Sunday evening, we had a pretty good hail storm here. Mrs. B., and I had just gotten home from the store when it hit, and got pelted on the way into the house.
It was my job today to contact the insurance companies regarding the hail damage to the vehicles, roof, etc. I got the house, and vehicles handled easily enough, but, when it came to United Healthcare, I was struggling, so I called her at work to ask for help.
Well, she asked why I was trying to call them, and I told her that I thought we had a valid hail damage claim for the back of her thighs. She hung up on me, and now she's mad.😒

I figger we pay good money for all of this insurance, so we should use it. Right?

Wimmin are just funny sometimes, I guess....🤔

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May 3, 2022 17:08:28   #
American Vet
 
archie bunker wrote:
Sunday evening, we had a pretty good hail storm here. Mrs. B., and I had just gotten home from the store when it hit, and got pelted on the way into the house.
It was my job today to contact the insurance companies regarding the hail damage to the vehicles, roof, etc. I got the house, and vehicles handled easily enough, but, when it came to United Healthcare, I was struggling, so I called her at work to ask for help.
Well, she asked why I was trying to call them, and I told her that I thought we had a valid hail damage claim for the back of her thighs. She hung up on me, and now she's mad.😒

I figger we pay good money for all of this insurance, so we should use it. Right?

Wimmin are just funny sometimes, I guess....🤔
Sunday evening, we had a pretty good hail storm he... (show quote)


So where do you [lan to sleep for the next month?

😆😆😆😆😆

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May 3, 2022 17:26:42   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
[quote=American Vet]So where do you [lan to sleep for the next month?

😆😆😆😆😆[/quote]

Not sure.......
At least I have the dog for a food taster.

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May 3, 2022 17:50:03   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
archie bunker wrote:
Not sure.......
At least I have the dog for a food taster.


I recently built an addition on to my dog house, so my easy chair and TV would fit. Want the plans?

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May 3, 2022 18:18:53   #
Mikeyavelli
 
archie bunker wrote:
Not sure.......
At least I have the dog for a food taster.


How many dogs died?

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May 3, 2022 18:25:26   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
archie bunker wrote:
Not sure.......
At least I have the dog for a food taster.


All hail is going to break loose when she gets home

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May 3, 2022 18:45:44   #
son of witless
 
archie bunker wrote:
Sunday evening, we had a pretty good hail storm here. Mrs. B., and I had just gotten home from the store when it hit, and got pelted on the way into the house.
It was my job today to contact the insurance companies regarding the hail damage to the vehicles, roof, etc. I got the house, and vehicles handled easily enough, but, when it came to United Healthcare, I was struggling, so I called her at work to ask for help.
Well, she asked why I was trying to call them, and I told her that I thought we had a valid hail damage claim for the back of her thighs. She hung up on me, and now she's mad.😒

I figger we pay good money for all of this insurance, so we should use it. Right?

Wimmin are just funny sometimes, I guess....🤔
Sunday evening, we had a pretty good hail storm he... (show quote)


You have mucho guts.

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May 3, 2022 18:53:49   #
Doctor Dave Loc: Madisonville, Tx.
 
What did the insurance folks say about the knots on your head?

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May 3, 2022 18:57:02   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
Sunday evening, we had a pretty good hail storm here. Mrs. B., and I had just gotten home from the store when it hit, and got pelted on the way into the house.
It was my job today to contact the insurance companies regarding the hail damage to the vehicles, roof, etc. I got the house, and vehicles handled easily enough, but, when it came to United Healthcare, I was struggling, so I called her at work to ask for help.
Well, she asked why I was trying to call them, and I told her that I thought we had a valid hail damage claim for the back of her thighs. She hung up on me, and now she's mad.😒

I figger we pay good money for all of this insurance, so we should use it. Right?

Wimmin are just funny sometimes, I guess....🤔
Sunday evening, we had a pretty good hail storm he... (show quote)


That's one way to get a vacation...

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May 3, 2022 22:20:43   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Doctor Dave wrote:
What did the insurance folks say about the knots on your head?


Didn't meet the deductible.....😞

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May 3, 2022 22:28:59   #
Mikeyavelli
 
archie bunker wrote:
Didn't meet the deductible.....😞


Where do you find a 20 dollar deductible?

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May 3, 2022 22:48:07   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Where do you find a 20 dollar deductible?


20 bucks? Thanks man! It is actually 15, but I appreciate the support!🤠

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May 4, 2022 08:15:11   #
Mikeyavelli
 
archie bunker wrote:
20 bucks? Thanks man! It is actually 15, but I appreciate the support!🤠


I knew you were a responsible adult. Even 10 is high class.

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May 4, 2022 14:24:14   #
Ricktloml
 
archie bunker wrote:
Sunday evening, we had a pretty good hail storm here. Mrs. B., and I had just gotten home from the store when it hit, and got pelted on the way into the house.
It was my job today to contact the insurance companies regarding the hail damage to the vehicles, roof, etc. I got the house, and vehicles handled easily enough, but, when it came to United Healthcare, I was struggling, so I called her at work to ask for help.
Well, she asked why I was trying to call them, and I told her that I thought we had a valid hail damage claim for the back of her thighs. She hung up on me, and now she's mad.😒

I figger we pay good money for all of this insurance, so we should use it. Right?

Wimmin are just funny sometimes, I guess....🤔
Sunday evening, we had a pretty good hail storm he... (show quote)



You're lucky she didn't come home and slap you.

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May 4, 2022 14:25:44   #
Ricktloml
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
How many dogs died?




No doubt Archie's wife is a saint. He is still posting afterall

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