slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Mike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies.

Though not young, their good health didn't help when they went on a vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen h*****g their favorite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now."

Mike asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "Why nothing," Peter replied, "Remember, this is your reward in Heaven." Mike looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth. "What are the green's fees?" grumbled Mike. "This is Heaven," St. Peter replied. "You can play for free every day."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch. "Don't even ask," said St. Peter to Mike, "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy."

Mike looked around and nervously asked Yvonne, "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?"

"That's the best part", St. Peter replied. "You can eat and drink as much as you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!"

"No gym to work out at?" Asked Mike.

"Not unless you want to," was the answer.

"No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..."

"Never again."

Mike glared at Yvonne and said, "You and your Bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago, but for you!"

Have a happy life, folks, and give someone a smile. :-D

Sicilianthing

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I'm gonna be smiling when the
ScumBAg
T*****r
F**e Black, Saudi, Indonesian Born, African titled
Muslim funding
Sympathizing
Pot smoking
Coke Snorting
Lying As*
Mother Fuc*er in the White House
is infected and dying of
OBOLA !

Along with all the Banksters and
families in the continuing cooperative
diceptive
Conspiracy you all acknowledge as a
2 party
circle
jerk of historical proportions
embraced by
Sinator t*****rs
and
CongressClownLandia ! ! !

All under the guise of a false Constitution on display for the
UnitedStatesIncorporated and not the
united States of America !

But they won't teach you that in the Ivy Leagues will they ?

I'm smiling and laughing all the way to piss on thier graves...
I pray to my God the only true Christian God... that he waves
his mighty hand of
Ebola WRATH or worse toward the
District of Criminals (Columbia)

How's that sound ?

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

What it sounds like is rude and crude! :!: :thumbdown: :

Throughout my many months and postings on the site, I have rarely infringed on any individuals 1st Amendment rights. Further, I try my very best to be civil and polite. I, further, never use coarse language. There are always exceptions.

Shut the bloody hell up you piece of feces. This is the General Chit Chat area. It is meant for non political forums. Go the hell back to Main and leave us the fornication alone!

:thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: : to your comment. BE GONE NOW!!!!!!

Sicilianthing

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You are correct... I'm very sorry Auntie I don't know how I pressed the wrong category... I never comment in here either...

Sorry for the edited language.. at least I edited the characters...
Anyway...

I apologize... I thought I was in main again...

:-(

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Your gracious apology is accepted. I thank you.

Sicilianthing

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Yes Ma'am ! I like that Sharp Shooter Cat too... !
Wooo hooo....
Lock n Load !

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Top drawer Boot, top drawer. :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

He is a classless no clue doofus.!!!!!

Sicilianthing

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I already apologized to her... read upward...
I thought I was in Main !

Sicilianthing

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I already apologized to her... read upward...
I thought I was in Main !

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I posted prior to seeing your apology. Sorry.

Sicilianthing

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No worries.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Thank you.

the waker Loc: 11th freest nation

Healthy people really do just take longer to die. ;) was in need of a good joke :thumbup:

the waker Loc: 11th freest nation

Off topic : Did you have the lucky socks on last Sunday?