Old_Gringo wrote:
After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked
in a mirror, remembering her times with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help . . . "God, if you take away my love handles, I'll dev**e my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off.
No entiendo mi amigo... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Es una broma, I got it.
That made me laugh OG, reminds me of just why the country v**es democrat every so often, we just need fresh material!
See if you agree.
A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
JFK and Bobby walk into a bar and the bartender says,
"What'll it be?"
JFK says, "Give us a couple of shooters."
(I know, that one was bad)
What's the difference between Amy Fischer and Teddy Kennedy?
Teddy k**led his Mary Jo.
Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?
They're trying to make a bulletproof Kennedy.
Finally,
Why did God create booze?
So Ted Kennedy would never be president.
In fifty more years or fifty more minutes depending on your perspective, they will be saying and laughing to great ones such as these:
Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The Country!
Q: Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable?
A: Barackoli
Q: Whats the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Last one, honest Injun.
U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency. So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card? Buenas noches & Hasta mañana!
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