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Oct 11, 2014 11:58:50   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
I used to have Saturday Night Fever......Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose - some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up.

HAVE A GREAT WEEK-END WHILE A DOLLAR IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN A PENNY !!!!!!

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Oct 11, 2014 12:04:57   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
Tasine wrote:
I used to have Saturday Night Fever......Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose - some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up.

HAVE A GREAT WEEK-END WHILE A DOLLAR IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN A PENNY !!!!!!
color=red I used to have Saturday Night Fever....... (show quote)


Thanks Tas

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Oct 11, 2014 12:29:58   #
Navy Rob Loc: Hampton Roads Va
 
:)

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Oct 11, 2014 12:32:05   #
son of witless
 
Tasine wrote:
I used to have Saturday Night Fever......Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose - some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up.

HAVE A GREAT WEEK-END WHILE A DOLLAR IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN A PENNY !!!!!!
color=red I used to have Saturday Night Fever....... (show quote)


Nature has compensations to old age. They are called grandchildren. Now if they would only call once in awhile.

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Oct 11, 2014 12:33:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Tasine wrote:
I used to have Saturday Night Fever......Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose - some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up.

HAVE A GREAT WEEK-END WHILE A DOLLAR IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN A PENNY !!!!!!
color=red I used to have Saturday Night Fever....... (show quote)


Tasine...Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers would be proud of you! On a rainy, dreary day for me, you have brought a bit of sunshine and laughter. :lol: The countdown continues 'til my departure west. :wink:

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Oct 11, 2014 12:50:01   #
CharlesRabb
 
Made my day! Thank you. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Oct 11, 2014 12:51:09   #
Comment Loc: California
 
Tasine wrote:
I used to have Saturday Night Fever......Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose - some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up.

HAVE A GREAT WEEK-END WHILE A DOLLAR IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN A PENNY !!!!!!
color=red I used to have Saturday Night Fever....... (show quote)


In your excellent post, you said, "inner child." I do believe that everyone has an inter child. I let mine out to play every day on OPP. :lol: I said, "a person inter child," to an acquaintance a few years ago and he though it most ridiculous. Unfortunately, he was blinded by his own ignorance. Reminds me of another syllogism that ignorant democrats cite on OPP as of yesterday, " I can C Russia from my back door," Sara Palin. So, why are they obviously ignorant. Because Russia is contiguous to Alaska which is her back door. The haste of liberals to brand Sara Palin a dumb woman, makes them look stupid and ignorant.

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Oct 11, 2014 13:09:33   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
Billhuggins wrote:
In your excellent post, you said, "inner child." I do believe that everyone has an inter child. I let mine out to play every day on OPP. :lol: I said, "a person inter child," to an acquaintance a few years ago and he though it most ridiculous. Unfortunately, he was blinded by his own ignorance. Reminds me of another syllogism that ignorant democrats cite on OPP as of yesterday, " I can C Russia from my back door," Sara Palin. So, why are they obviously ignorant. Because Russia is contiguous to Alaska which is her back door. The haste of liberals to brand Sara Palin a dumb woman, makes them look stupid and ignorant.
In your excellent post, you said, "inner chil... (show quote)


You're right - it does make the progs look stupid and ignorant. But, they don't have to go even that far to look stupid and ignorant. Most of them, when you greet them, their response tells you they are progs; ergo not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

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Oct 11, 2014 13:10:34   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
CharlesRabb wrote:
Made my day! Thank you. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

I'm glad. These days a little fun can go a long, long way.
:lol:

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Oct 11, 2014 14:11:32   #
MrEd Loc: Georgia
 
Tasine wrote:
I used to have Saturday Night Fever......Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose - some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up.

HAVE A GREAT WEEK-END WHILE A DOLLAR IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN A PENNY !!!!!!
color=red I used to have Saturday Night Fever....... (show quote)




Fantastic!!!! You just made my day..............

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Oct 11, 2014 14:12:55   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Tasine wrote:
I used to have Saturday Night Fever......Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old....as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose - some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down....it's too hard to get back up.

HAVE A GREAT WEEK-END WHILE A DOLLAR IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN A PENNY !!!!!!
color=red I used to have Saturday Night Fever....... (show quote)


SWMBO says
You are so right, I have been laughing so hard at this that NPP came dashing in to see if I had lost my marbles again But no, they are still in the jar on the counter.

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Oct 11, 2014 14:25:16   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
MrEd wrote:
Fantastic!!!! You just made my day..............

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Wonderful! I'm glad. Sometimes there is too much seriousness around this place! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oct 11, 2014 15:28:16   #
son of witless
 
Billhuggins wrote:
In your excellent post, you said, "inner child." I do believe that everyone has an inter child. I let mine out to play every day on OPP. :lol: I said, "a person inter child," to an acquaintance a few years ago and he though it most ridiculous. Unfortunately, he was blinded by his own ignorance. Reminds me of another syllogism that ignorant democrats cite on OPP as of yesterday, " I can C Russia from my back door," Sara Palin. So, why are they obviously ignorant. Because Russia is contiguous to Alaska which is her back door. The haste of liberals to brand Sara Palin a dumb woman, makes them look stupid and ignorant.
In your excellent post, you said, "inner chil... (show quote)


Reverse the parties and make Sarah Palin the Democrat and make Joe Biden the Republican. Does anyone believe you could get away with calling Palin stupid and always giving crazy old Joe a pass? What a war on women that would have been.

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Oct 11, 2014 15:36:48   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
son of witless wrote:
Reverse the parties and make Sarah Palin the Democrat and make Joe Biden the Republican. Does anyone believe you could get away with calling Palin stupid and always giving crazy old Joe a pass? What a war on women that would have been.

:thumbup: :thumbup:
The DNC is constantly "waging war" on somebody or some thing, so much so that it is laughable. There is no war on anyone except those in the DNC who are trying to cover their biased butts by accusing others of their own guilts.....commonly known as "t***sference", t***sferring their guilts onto others. It's common, and it is almost exclusively a l*****t tool. Persons of character never deliberately do that, but it is the left's modus operandi.

I hope the political right has noticed that all those who are having war waged against them are now the protected and hailed group of superior Americans who get a free ticket out of jail and make A+ on issues a Conservative would receive an F on. Figure it out for yourself - who is the war on? CONSERVATIVES, as always.

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Oct 11, 2014 15:42:34   #
Comment Loc: California
 
son of witless wrote:
Reverse the parties and make Sarah Palin the Democrat and make Joe Biden the Republican. Does anyone believe you could get away with calling Palin stupid and always giving crazy old Joe a pass? What a war on women that would have been.


Right on. Democraps wallow in hypocrisy and don't know it. Stupid is on display here every day by liberals. They are like the new math: more than one answer 2+2=3. Its not the answer that is import, it's how you think. Or, how the result is obtained. What a crock they are. Poor little Joe; he is such a hoe.

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