Saturday Amusement
Oct 11, 2014 00:06:40 #
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Oct 11, 2014 00:37:43 #
AuntiE wrote:
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
:shock: :shock: :shock: (SMACK) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 11, 2014 01:29:45 #
AuntiE wrote:
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Snapshot of my parent's humor about us kids.
Oct 11, 2014 06:20:55 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
AuntiE wrote:
Wax paper between two slices of bread in his work lunchWife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Oct 11, 2014 06:31:49 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
AuntiE wrote:
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Oops out comes the frying pan!! :shock:
Oct 11, 2014 09:10:00 #
cant beleve wrote:
Oops out comes the frying pan!! :shock:
What do you mean, "out come's the frying pan"? AuntiE's is always 'out' and handy, never put away.
Oct 11, 2014 10:23:35 #
AuntiE wrote:
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Now that is funny, but it is also a good way for a husband to get himself k**led.....................
:D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 11, 2014 10:28:54 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
MrEd wrote:
I would not dare. My wife is a Red Head and I don't make her use it.Now that is funny, but it is also a good way for a husband to get himself k**led.....................
:D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol:
Oct 11, 2014 20:38:05 #
Old_Gringo wrote:
What do you mean, "out come's the frying pan"? AuntiE's is always 'out' and handy, never put away.
Because you are a very smart man, it has never been swung in your direction....nor....my Alex.
Oct 11, 2014 20:42:24 #
MrEd wrote:
Now that is funny, but it is also a good way for a husband to get himself k**led.....................
:D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
One, really, does not want to k**l a husband. How can a wife continue the torment if he is dead? :twisted: :idea: :oops: :lol:
Oct 11, 2014 21:28:53 #
AuntiE wrote:
One, really, does not want to k**l a husband. How can a wife continue the torment if he is dead? :twisted: :idea: :oops: :lol:
Yep most wives would rather have a husband to pester than one to be buried. There is no fun to be had by 'watering' a grave.
Oct 11, 2014 21:36:54 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Old_Gringo wrote:
Very true indeed my former tormenter is always very much on my mind. miss herYep most wives would rather have a husband to pester than one to be buried. There is no fun to be had by 'watering' a grave.
Oct 11, 2014 21:45:43 #
Old_Gringo wrote:
Yep most wives would rather have a husband to pester than one to be buried. There is no fun to be had by 'watering' a grave.
Not even touching this. :shock: :lol: 8-)
Oct 11, 2014 22:29:39 #
AuntiE wrote:
Not even touching this. :shock: :lol: 8-)
You are indeed wise.
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