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Hot Dog meets Corn Pop
Jan 13, 2022 07:26:01   #
Big Kahuna
 
The true story of how Joe Bribem met Corn Pop is never told. This story, a 5th hand account of the facts, which as we know is more credible than 1st hand accounts especially if you are a demorat trying to crucify a conservative potential Supreme Court justice. The story goes that Joe was lifeguarding at a mostly black swimming pool in a gang infested area when he met Corn Pop. Joe was always bragging about how many lives he saved from drowning while lifeguarding. He said in 1 week he saved at least 20 young maidens from drowning. The truth was Joe jumped in the water to save at least 20 young girls from drowning who weren't really drowning but were just floating in the water and Joe just wanted to sniff their hair extensions. Joe's exploits (bragging) echoed throughout the swimming pool area until his reputation was getting bigger than Corn Pops, the gangleader in the neighborhood. Corn Pop confronted Joe and Joe challenged him to a push up contest. Joe did 1 push up while Corn Pop ripped off 50 push ups with 1 hand. Joe became known as a "hot dog" after that. Joe also got the nickname Slo Joe because it took him 15 minutes to get off his lifeguard stand to help any guys that were in trouble while swimming. Once a 300 lb man needed help from drowning and Joe told the guy he would help him after he had his hot dog and fries. In the meantime a 4'6" , 85 lb female lifeguard went in to save the guy. Corn Pop told Joe that he wanted to start charging all entrants a $20 dollar fee as he needed money to buy guns, clubs, brass knuckles and knives. Slo joe said he would approve of that as long as the "Big Guy" (himself) got a 20% cut. So slo joe got his start in extortion, hair sniffing and moving slowly while working as a lifeguard in a black neighborhood while working deals with Corn Pop, the gangleader. And now for the rest of the story.

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Jan 13, 2022 09:48:32   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
drlarrygino wrote:
The true story of how Joe Bribem met Corn Pop is never told. This story, a 5th hand account of the facts, which as we know is more credible than 1st hand accounts especially if you are a demorat trying to crucify a conservative potential Supreme Court justice. The story goes that Joe was lifeguarding at a mostly black swimming pool in a gang infested area when he met Corn Pop. Joe was always bragging about how many lives he saved from drowning while lifeguarding. He said in 1 week he saved at least 20 young maidens from drowning. The truth was Joe jumped in the water to save at least 20 young girls from drowning who weren't really drowning but were just floating in the water and Joe just wanted to sniff their hair extensions. Joe's exploits (bragging) echoed throughout the swimming pool area until his reputation was getting bigger than Corn Pops, the gangleader in the neighborhood. Corn Pop confronted Joe and Joe challenged him to a push up contest. Joe did 1 push up while Corn Pop ripped off 50 push ups with 1 hand. Joe became known as a "hot dog" after that. Joe also got the nickname Slo Joe because it took him 15 minutes to get off his lifeguard stand to help any guys that were in trouble while swimming. Once a 300 lb man needed help from drowning and Joe told the guy he would help him after he had his hot dog and fries. In the meantime a 4'6" , 85 lb female lifeguard went in to save the guy. Corn Pop told Joe that he wanted to start charging all entrants a $20 dollar fee as he needed money to buy guns, clubs, brass knuckles and knives. Slo joe said he would approve of that as long as the "Big Guy" (himself) got a 20% cut. So slo joe got his start in extortion, hair sniffing and moving slowly while working as a lifeguard in a black neighborhood while working deals with Corn Pop, the gangleader. And now for the rest of the story.
The true story of how Joe Bribem met Corn Pop is n... (show quote)



What a legend.

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Jan 14, 2022 23:01:57   #
Mikeyavelli
 
drlarrygino wrote:
The true story of how Joe Bribem met Corn Pop is never told. This story, a 5th hand account of the facts, which as we know is more credible than 1st hand accounts especially if you are a demorat trying to crucify a conservative potential Supreme Court justice. The story goes that Joe was lifeguarding at a mostly black swimming pool in a gang infested area when he met Corn Pop. Joe was always bragging about how many lives he saved from drowning while lifeguarding. He said in 1 week he saved at least 20 young maidens from drowning. The truth was Joe jumped in the water to save at least 20 young girls from drowning who weren't really drowning but were just floating in the water and Joe just wanted to sniff their hair extensions. Joe's exploits (bragging) echoed throughout the swimming pool area until his reputation was getting bigger than Corn Pops, the gangleader in the neighborhood. Corn Pop confronted Joe and Joe challenged him to a push up contest. Joe did 1 push up while Corn Pop ripped off 50 push ups with 1 hand. Joe became known as a "hot dog" after that. Joe also got the nickname Slo Joe because it took him 15 minutes to get off his lifeguard stand to help any guys that were in trouble while swimming. Once a 300 lb man needed help from drowning and Joe told the guy he would help him after he had his hot dog and fries. In the meantime a 4'6" , 85 lb female lifeguard went in to save the guy. Corn Pop told Joe that he wanted to start charging all entrants a $20 dollar fee as he needed money to buy guns, clubs, brass knuckles and knives. Slo joe said he would approve of that as long as the "Big Guy" (himself) got a 20% cut. So slo joe got his start in extortion, hair sniffing and moving slowly while working as a lifeguard in a black neighborhood while working deals with Corn Pop, the gangleader. And now for the rest of the story.
The true story of how Joe Bribem met Corn Pop is n... (show quote)


That's a more accurate history of Slo Joe than anything they gave Obama.
One footnote is that Biden had the peeing section of the pool to monitor. It was easy for him to know where to watch because it was yellow. Corn Pop got a kick out of the guy willing and eager to dive into the yellow area of the pool. Turned the hairs on Joe's legs yellow too. The kids loved it.

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Jan 15, 2022 06:18:46   #
Big Kahuna
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
That's a more accurate history of Slo Joe than anything they gave Obama.
One footnote is that Biden had the peeing section of the pool to monitor. It was easy for him to know where to watch because it was yellow. Corn Pop got a kick out of the guy willing and eager to dive into the yellow area of the pool. Turned the hairs on Joe's legs yellow too. The kids loved it.


That's a real pi$$y story but everything that dunce is doing nowadays falls into that category.

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