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Disney Acquires All Of…🤓😎😂
Nov 18, 2021 02:08:46   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
https://www.theonion.com/disney-acquires-all-of-america-s-children-for-52-billi-1848076101

Disney Acquires All Of America’s Children For $52 Billion

‘Ship Them To Us And We Will Do As We Wish,’Says CEO Bob Chapek


BURBANK, CA—In a landmark deal that had reportedly been in the works for months, The Walt Disney Company acquired all of America’s children Wednesday for $52 billion. “We’ve been fans of America’s youth for a long time now, and we’re excited to finally have them join our robust portfolio of properties,” said Disney CEO Bob Chapek, explaining how the nation’s 73 million adolescents would be under the complete and total control of the company as part of the historic agreement. “All of your little boys and girls will play a key role in our strategy going forward into Q1 of next year. Of course, they’re still the kids you know and love, but they will now function as assets managed under the Disney umbrella.” Chapek also informed the nation’s parents that they would have an opportunity to come forward and surrender their children before the company begins taking them by force.

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Nov 19, 2021 10:44:43   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://www.theonion.com/disney-acquires-all-of-america-s-children-for-52-billi-1848076101

Disney Acquires All Of America’s Children For $52 Billion

‘Ship Them To Us And We Will Do As We Wish,’Says CEO Bob Chapek


BURBANK, CA—In a landmark deal that had reportedly been in the works for months, The Walt Disney Company acquired all of America’s children Wednesday for $52 billion. “We’ve been fans of America’s youth for a long time now, and we’re excited to finally have them join our robust portfolio of properties,” said Disney CEO Bob Chapek, explaining how the nation’s 73 million adolescents would be under the complete and total control of the company as part of the historic agreement. “All of your little boys and girls will play a key role in our strategy going forward into Q1 of next year. Of course, they’re still the kids you know and love, but they will now function as assets managed under the Disney umbrella.” Chapek also informed the nation’s parents that they would have an opportunity to come forward and surrender their children before the company begins taking them by force.
https://www.theonion.com/disney-acquires-all-of-am... (show quote)


I saw this, read it twice...three times, and am having a rare moment where I don't know what to say. Disney bought up the land in and around Orlando back in the 60's without telling any of the people who they [Disney] were, or what they wanted the land for. Sneaky. Underhanded. Now I'm learning that the chi-coms own more than 55% of Disney.
Along with china's other "world-domination" activities I simply wouldn't put anything past them. So what bothers me most about this post is that it's almost...believable. I'm sixty-six, and have watched this world change from the truly awesome 50's to the disturbing present. This is the second day this was posted and nobody's responded, so I'm jumping in just to kick-off some chatter. Happy, Happy Thanksgiving, AuntiE...

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Nov 20, 2021 10:34:26   #
FallenOak Loc: St George Utah
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://www.theonion.com/disney-acquires-all-of-america-s-children-for-52-billi-1848076101

Disney Acquires All Of America’s Children For $52 Billion

‘Ship Them To Us And We Will Do As We Wish,’Says CEO Bob Chapek


BURBANK, CA—In a landmark deal that had reportedly been in the works for months, The Walt Disney Company acquired all of America’s children Wednesday for $52 billion. “We’ve been fans of America’s youth for a long time now, and we’re excited to finally have them join our robust portfolio of properties,” said Disney CEO Bob Chapek, explaining how the nation’s 73 million adolescents would be under the complete and total control of the company as part of the historic agreement. “All of your little boys and girls will play a key role in our strategy going forward into Q1 of next year. Of course, they’re still the kids you know and love, but they will now function as assets managed under the Disney umbrella.” Chapek also informed the nation’s parents that they would have an opportunity to come forward and surrender their children before the company begins taking them by force.
https://www.theonion.com/disney-acquires-all-of-am... (show quote)


This is weird. I thought perhaps it might be another 31 October 1938 Orson Welles program again but I do not find an October date on the article. It also brings to mind the Pied Piper of Hamlin by the Brothers Grimm. Disney steals so much stuff from the old masters and today’s youth believe the stories were written by Disney. Maybe that is what Disney is telling us. Thanks for the article though.

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Nov 20, 2021 14:20:21   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://www.theonion.com/disney-acquires-all-of-america-s-children-for-52-billi-1848076101

Disney Acquires All Of America’s Children For $52 Billion

‘Ship Them To Us And We Will Do As We Wish,’Says CEO Bob Chapek


BURBANK, CA—In a landmark deal that had reportedly been in the works for months, The Walt Disney Company acquired all of America’s children Wednesday for $52 billion. “We’ve been fans of America’s youth for a long time now, and we’re excited to finally have them join our robust portfolio of properties,” said Disney CEO Bob Chapek, explaining how the nation’s 73 million adolescents would be under the complete and total control of the company as part of the historic agreement. “All of your little boys and girls will play a key role in our strategy going forward into Q1 of next year. Of course, they’re still the kids you know and love, but they will now function as assets managed under the Disney umbrella.” Chapek also informed the nation’s parents that they would have an opportunity to come forward and surrender their children before the company begins taking them by force.
https://www.theonion.com/disney-acquires-all-of-am... (show quote)


The Onion is always known for its satire!

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Nov 20, 2021 14:58:40   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://www.theonion.com/disney-acquires-all-of-america-s-children-for-52-billi-1848076101

Disney Acquires All Of America’s Children For $52 Billion

‘Ship Them To Us And We Will Do As We Wish,’Says CEO Bob Chapek


BURBANK, CA—In a landmark deal that had reportedly been in the works for months, The Walt Disney Company acquired all of America’s children Wednesday for $52 billion. “We’ve been fans of America’s youth for a long time now, and we’re excited to finally have them join our robust portfolio of properties,” said Disney CEO Bob Chapek, explaining how the nation’s 73 million adolescents would be under the complete and total control of the company as part of the historic agreement. “All of your little boys and girls will play a key role in our strategy going forward into Q1 of next year. Of course, they’re still the kids you know and love, but they will now function as assets managed under the Disney umbrella.” Chapek also informed the nation’s parents that they would have an opportunity to come forward and surrender their children before the company begins taking them by force.
https://www.theonion.com/disney-acquires-all-of-am... (show quote)


Ya got me, Auntie... I didn't look at the link (the onion). I'll learn. Sooner or later I'll learn...

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