Halloween Down On The Farm
A young farmer and his wife went to a Halloween costume party at a close farm neighbor down the road They went dressed in a two piece costume as a cow. The husband was in the front half and the wife was in the back “rear” half.
After several drinks and having a good time they decided it was time to go home and that they would take a short cut across a neighbor’s pasture.
This pasture had a young very healthy bull in it that started chasing them. They soon got separated and tired from dodging the young bull. His wife said “honey I’m tired and can’t run anymore…what are we gonna do? The husband said: “ I’m gonna stop and eat some grass but baby you better brace yer self.
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Halloween Down On The Farm
A young farmer and his wife went to a Halloween costume party at a close farm neighbor down the road They went dressed in a two piece costume as a cow. The husband was in the front half and the wife was in the back “rear” half.
After several drinks and having a good time they decided it was time to go home and that they would take a short cut across a neighbor’s pasture.
This pasture had a young very healthy bull in it that started chasing them. They soon got separated and tired from dodging the young bull. His wife said “honey I’m tired and can’t run anymore…what are we gonna do? The husband said: “ I’m gonna stop and eat some grass but baby you better brace yer self.
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I feel her pain. I put on a costume every day.
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