One Political Plaza - Home of politics
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
General Chit-Chat (non-political talk)
8 Other Uses For Your Bible Since We Know You're Not Reading It, You Heathen
Oct 13, 2021 21:31:24   #
fullspinzoo
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-great-uses-for-your-bible-since-you-never-take-the-time-to-read-it-you-heathen/

Reply
Oct 13, 2021 21:46:34   #
woodguru
 
Surplus bibles made great toilet paper, you could pull a page and get a laugh before putting it to a much better use

Reply
Oct 13, 2021 21:54:25   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
woodguru wrote:
Surplus bibles made great toilet paper, you could pull a page and get a laugh before putting it to a much better use


No-one takes you serious, Mr woodgobbler.

Reply
 
 
Oct 13, 2021 22:14:07   #
Milosia2 Loc: Cleveland Ohio
 
fullspinzoo wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-great-uses-for-your-bible-since-you-never-take-the-time-to-read-it-you-heathen/


You could collect them all , take them down to the border and finish building donnys wall with them !!!!
Keep those sons o bitches out with the words of god.

Reply
Oct 13, 2021 23:10:55   #
Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
 
woodguru wrote:
Surplus bibles made great toilet paper, you could pull a page and get a laugh before putting it to a much better use
The Holy Bible is the number one best seller and most widely distributed book in human history.

The Bible is exceptional even among classical works. Although its written origins go back 3,500 years, it is still very much alive. It is by far the most widely circulated book on earth. Each year, some 60 million copies of the entire Bible or portions of it are distributed. The first edition printed from movable type came off the printing press of the German inventor Johannes Gutenberg about 1455. Since then an estimated four billion Bibles (the whole or in part) have been printed. No other book, religious or otherwise, even comes close.

The Bible is also the most widely translated book in history. The complete Bible or portions of it have been translated into more than 2,100 languages and dialects.* Over 90 percent of the human family have access to at least part of the Bible in their own language.2 This book has thus crossed national boundaries and transcended racial and ethnic barriers.

Statistics alone may not provide a compelling reason for you to examine the Bible. Nevertheless, the circulation and translation figures are impressive, testifying to the Bible’s universal appeal. Surely the best-selling and most widely translated book in all human history is worthy of your consideration.


It may surprise you that the fastest growing Christian church in the world is in Iran. Yet that’s the assessment of those who have seen and heard the remarkable story of millions turning away from Shiite Islam and turning toward Jesus Christ. It is more of an Evangelical movement than a church.

Frontiers Alliance International (FAI) is producing a documentary called Sheep Among Wolves to introduce the Iranian church to Christians worldwide.

“What’s taking place in Iran right now is spectacular,” says FAI founder and director Dalton Thomas. “It’s the fastest growing church in the world that owns no buildings, has no 501c3’s, owns no property, has no bank accounts; has no centralized leadership; has no denominational leaning and yet it’s multiplying like crazy."

Reply
Oct 14, 2021 00:07:45   #
Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
 
woodguru wrote:
Surplus bibles made great toilet paper, you could pull a page and get a laugh before putting it to a much better use


Anyway, you godless leftist freaks have already wiped your asses on our Declaration of Independence, our Constitution and our Bill of Rights, not to mention totally trashing our History, so you might as well finish the job and wipe your asses on the Bible.

Then you can gloat and giggle and pretend you won the war.





Reply
Oct 14, 2021 00:44:16   #
LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago
 
I'd like to see them write the same thing with the Koran and publish it in a Muslim neighborhood or read it in a populated mosque.

Reply
 
 
Oct 14, 2021 01:05:19   #
woodguru
 
[quote=Blade_Runner]The Holy Bible is the number one best seller and most widely distributed book in human history.

[i]The Bible is exceptional even among classical works. Although its written origins go back 3,500 years, it is still very much alive. It is by far the most widely circulated book on earth.
[/quote]

An entertaining work of fiction, written by several people AKA apostles...some of the most relevant sections being destroyed because the church didn't like the control messaging, it not having the fear and terror favoring the christian message of love and peace...

Reply
Oct 14, 2021 01:08:02   #
woodguru
 
Blade_Runner wrote:
Anyway, you godless leftist freaks have already wiped your asses on our Declaration of Independence, our Constitution and our Bill of Rights, not to mention totally trashing our History, so you might as well finish the job and wipe your asses on the Bible.

As usual you have it backwards, the right wanting nothing to do with factual representations of slavery and black suppression...

And the trump administration still trying to block documents and testimonies from key people into the crimes trump and komrades committed.

Reply
Oct 14, 2021 01:56:31   #
fullspinzoo
 
Michael Rich wrote:
No-one takes you serious, Mr woodgobbler.

No kidding. Really a sick individual. Dems are the scum of the earth. One more example right there.

Reply
Oct 14, 2021 02:20:55   #
fullspinzoo
 
woodguru wrote:
As usual you have it backwards, the right wanting nothing to do with factual representations of slavery and black suppression...

And the trump administration still trying to block documents and testimonies from key people into the crimes trump and komrades committed.


Your hero, Biden claims to ba a practicing Catholic. Is that too much for you to handle? Or are you convinced that he's just being his typical lying hypocritical self? For a guy who obviously trashes Christianity every chance he gets, you and your Supreme being are not on the same page. Or maybe you think Biden is just faking it. At least your in the "scum of the earth" party. Sometimes connecting the dots...lying, corruption, hatred, criminal actions, sleazebags, scum of the earth and non- believers ...it all comes together, like a puzzle. Thanks for showing your true colors. Of course, we kind if had an idea. And Milosia? That was a piece of cake.

Reply
 
 
Oct 14, 2021 09:45:59   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
woodguru wrote:
An entertaining work of fiction, written by several people AKA apostles...some of the most relevant sections being destroyed because the church didn't like the control messaging, it not having the fear and terror favoring the christian message of love and peace...


You don't know squat and just proved it...""AGAIN!!""

Reply
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-political talk)
OnePoliticalPlaza.com - Forum
Copyright 2012-2021 IDF International Technologies, Inc.