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Oct 13, 2021 14:42:10   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a brick..

Just moments ago, I went into the old barn to pull out a couple of sawhorses..

crazy dog pushed in as well. both of them.. they did a bit of scurrying around and the rushed into the area below the old ladder to the loft..

Barking, yelping, a pale yellow fog. then howling, rushing outside, rolling in the leaves and dirt.. Lost his lunch..

Stink to the end of earth.. yes , they found a skunk and paid the price.. skunk is hiding again, dog is no longer foaming and yelping.. maybe in a month or so he can come back in the house.. while he looks like a hero, he is sissy, a bully and thinks he is a house dog.. but not with that stink... how to remove it.. some products at several stores.. but I need a home remedy rather then make the journey.

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Oct 13, 2021 14:52:03   #
Carol Kelly
 
permafrost wrote:
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a brick..

Just moments ago, I went into the old barn to pull out a couple of sawhorses..

crazy dog pushed in as well. both of them.. they did a bit of scurrying around and the rushed into the area below the old ladder to the loft..

Barking, yelping, a pale yellow fog. then howling, rushing outside, rolling in the leaves and dirt.. Lost his lunch..

Stink to the end of earth.. yes , they found a skunk and paid the price.. skunk is hiding again, dog is no longer foaming and yelping.. maybe in a month or so he can come back in the house.. while he looks like a hero, he is sissy, a bully and thinks he is a house dog.. but not with that stink... how to remove it.. some products at several stores.. but I need a home remedy rather then make the journey.
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a ... (show quote)


Good analogy! How to remove it.

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Oct 13, 2021 15:18:46   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
permafrost wrote:
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a brick..

Just moments ago, I went into the old barn to pull out a couple of sawhorses..

crazy dog pushed in as well. both of them.. they did a bit of scurrying around and the rushed into the area below the old ladder to the loft..

Barking, yelping, a pale yellow fog. then howling, rushing outside, rolling in the leaves and dirt.. Lost his lunch..

Stink to the end of earth.. yes , they found a skunk and paid the price.. skunk is hiding again, dog is no longer foaming and yelping.. maybe in a month or so he can come back in the house.. while he looks like a hero, he is sissy, a bully and thinks he is a house dog.. but not with that stink... how to remove it.. some products at several stores.. but I need a home remedy rather then make the journey.
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a ... (show quote)


Go buy two or three big cans of tomato juice and give him a bath in tomato juice.

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Oct 13, 2021 15:44:59   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
permafrost wrote:
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a brick..

Just moments ago, I went into the old barn to pull out a couple of sawhorses..

crazy dog pushed in as well. both of them.. they did a bit of scurrying around and the rushed into the area below the old ladder to the loft..

Barking, yelping, a pale yellow fog. then howling, rushing outside, rolling in the leaves and dirt.. Lost his lunch..

Stink to the end of earth.. yes , they found a skunk and paid the price.. skunk is hiding again, dog is no longer foaming and yelping.. maybe in a month or so he can come back in the house.. while he looks like a hero, he is sissy, a bully and thinks he is a house dog.. but not with that stink... how to remove it.. some products at several stores.. but I need a home remedy rather then make the journey.
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a ... (show quote)


Well, Mr. hateful, grumpy old guy. Here is what we use. Saw your post, and retrieved it from the laundry room shelf for this picture. We get it at Petco, and always keep it around because our dogs ain't that bright. Might have something to do with them being affiliated to a certain political party, but, we love em anyway. And this stuff works!
Sorry if you have to go to town to get it. That's why we got extra. It works!!



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Oct 13, 2021 15:52:02   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
archie bunker wrote:
Well, Mr. hateful, grumpy old guy. Here is what we use. Saw your post, and retrieved it from the laundry room shelf for this picture. We get it at Petco, and always keep it around because our dogs ain't that bright. Might have something to do with them being affiliated to a certain political party, but, we love em anyway. And this stuff works!
Sorry if you have to go to town to get it. That's why we got extra. It works!!





Fantastic Archie,, that is the very item I selected to try after an internet search.. heck with home remedy stuff..

will be grabbing a can tonight or tomorrow morning.. depending on who determened the boss becomes..

thanks for helping out this grumpy old guy...Knew you would have an idea.. you are just the great sort of guy..

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Oct 13, 2021 15:54:57   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
Good analogy! How to remove it.


Analogy??? Carol... I suspect you are tossing out a double entendre or something like that..

Good one lol... if not.. heck let my wild mind think so anyway..

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Oct 13, 2021 15:57:03   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Go buy two or three big cans of tomato juice and give him a bath in tomato juice.


I have been told that, but I am going with Archies product.. seems much less work.. making the dog stay outside overnight will be the problem.. made up deluxe sleeper for both of them in another old shed.. can not keep them apart... thanks for the idea..

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Oct 13, 2021 16:01:11   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
permafrost wrote:
Fantastic Archie,, that is the very item I selected to try after an internet search.. heck with home remedy stuff..

will be grabbing a can tonight or tomorrow morning.. depending on who determened the boss becomes..

thanks for helping out this grumpy old guy...Knew you would have an idea.. you are just the great sort of guy..


I've been there, done that multiple times with dumbass dogs!! You gotta follow the directions on it. Drench am with it, let it cook, then wash, rinse, repeat. It does work though.
I've had to dispose of a dead skunk after two corgis killed it, absorbing the incoming fire in the process. Hero's they were! At least they thought so...
It's the schnizz for skunkidiots!!

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Oct 13, 2021 16:12:40   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
archie bunker wrote:
I've been there, done that multiple times with dumbass dogs!! You gotta follow the directions on it. Drench am with it, let it cook, then wash, rinse, repeat. It does work though.
I've had to dispose of a dead skunk after two corgis killed it, absorbing the incoming fire in the process. Hero's they were! At least they thought so...
It's the schnizz for skunkidiots!!
I've been there, done that multiple times with dum... (show quote)


We did have a prior adventure with these.. back in the 70s I think, that dog got a full volley, but was not an indoor fellow so we never did clean him up only stayed away for a week.. he did get lonesome..

I can tell tomorrow will be a fun morning..

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Oct 13, 2021 16:28:55   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
permafrost wrote:
We did have a prior adventure with these.. back in the 70s I think, that dog got a full volley, but was not an indoor fellow so we never did clean him up only stayed away for a week.. he did get lonesome..

I can tell tomorrow will be a fun morning..


Eh, it ain't so bad. Just drench him with that stuff, then let it sit about 10 minutes, and give him a bath. It has some kind of enzymes that break down the skunk odor. Not sure, but it works.
At one time, we had a pair of Corgis who thought themselves indestructible. They killed anything around including skunks. That's how we found out about that stuff. Hell, one of those damn dogs got snakebit at least once a year. The last time, the vet said he had 5 bites from the same snake!! Talk about a stubborn little, legless badass!!

Just try it, Permi. It's worked for us several times.

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Oct 13, 2021 17:09:36   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
archie bunker wrote:
Eh, it ain't so bad. Just drench him with that stuff, then let it sit about 10 minutes, and give him a bath. It has some kind of enzymes that break down the skunk odor. Not sure, but it works.
At one time, we had a pair of Corgis who thought themselves indestructible. They killed anything around including skunks. That's how we found out about that stuff. Hell, one of those damn dogs got snakebit at least once a year. The last time, the vet said he had 5 bites from the same snake!! Talk about a stubborn little, legless badass!!

Just try it, Permi. It's worked for us several times.
Eh, it ain't so bad. Just drench him with that stu... (show quote)


gee, my granddaughter wants a Corgi, thought they were kind and gentle.. darn she must know different, once she wanted a dire wolf...

by all that matters, I will be using the magic stuff you suggest.. tomorrow for sure.. thanks again..

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Oct 13, 2021 18:42:42   #
Carol Kelly
 
permafrost wrote:
Analogy??? Carol... I suspect you are tossing out a double entendre or something like that..

Good one lol... if not.. heck let my wild mind think so anyway..


Your wild mind is doing a good job.

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Oct 13, 2021 18:56:00   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
permafrost wrote:
gee, my granddaughter wants a Corgi, thought they were kind and gentle.. darn she must know different, once she wanted a dire wolf...

by all that matters, I will be using the magic stuff you suggest.. tomorrow for sure.. thanks again..


Corgis are really good dogs. They have no legs....just paws. But, they are very loyal, and exceptionally tenacious in their endeavors.
In other words, they are more high maintenance than a fat, lazy bulldog.
I'm not dissing my dog here, but those Corgies were much more action packed than his child killing, face eating, leg breaking reputation led us to believe he would be.
Honestly, I'm a little disappointed in my badass pitbull mix dog. He's a spoilt rotten wuss!!

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Oct 14, 2021 03:07:29   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
permafrost wrote:
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a brick..

Just moments ago, I went into the old barn to pull out a couple of sawhorses..

crazy dog pushed in as well. both of them.. they did a bit of scurrying around and the rushed into the area below the old ladder to the loft..

Barking, yelping, a pale yellow fog. then howling, rushing outside, rolling in the leaves and dirt.. Lost his lunch..

Stink to the end of earth.. yes , they found a skunk and paid the price.. skunk is hiding again, dog is no longer foaming and yelping.. maybe in a month or so he can come back in the house.. while he looks like a hero, he is sissy, a bully and thinks he is a house dog.. but not with that stink... how to remove it.. some products at several stores.. but I need a home remedy rather then make the journey.
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a ... (show quote)


I'm guess'n that yer dog is a "progressive dog"???

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Oct 14, 2021 06:42:46   #
Big dog
 
permafrost wrote:
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a brick..

Just moments ago, I went into the old barn to pull out a couple of sawhorses..

crazy dog pushed in as well. both of them.. they did a bit of scurrying around and the rushed into the area below the old ladder to the loft..

Barking, yelping, a pale yellow fog. then howling, rushing outside, rolling in the leaves and dirt.. Lost his lunch..

Stink to the end of earth.. yes , they found a skunk and paid the price.. skunk is hiding again, dog is no longer foaming and yelping.. maybe in a month or so he can come back in the house.. while he looks like a hero, he is sissy, a bully and thinks he is a house dog.. but not with that stink... how to remove it.. some products at several stores.. but I need a home remedy rather then make the journey.
While my dog looks like a hero... he is dumb as a ... (show quote)


Shampoo, rinse, rinse again with warm water and bleach ( one cup bleach per gallon of water). You may need to do this a couple of times. Finally, rinse with masingil feminine hygiene douche and another rinse with water.

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