A man is at the 5th game in the World Series and the stands are jammed, except there's one empty seat between him and another man that's been empty for an hour
The man asks the guy nearby, "what's up with the empty seat?" The other guy replies, "my wife usually sits there but she died."
"Sorry to hear that. Don't you have friends who like baseball?" asks the other man.
"Sure, lots of friends but they're all at the funeral."
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