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An Ounce of Brain (humor)
Oct 12, 2021 16:20:51   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.

A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But, unfortunately, since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."

"Okay, what are they?" says the man to the doctor.

The doctor says "Well, first there's engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's politician brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "That's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?"

The doctor turns to him and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how MANY politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?!?"

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Oct 12, 2021 16:23:35   #
Carol Kelly
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.

A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But, unfortunately, since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."

"Okay, what are they?" says the man to the doctor.

The doctor says "Well, first there's engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's politician brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "That's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?"

The doctor turns to him and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how MANY politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?!?"
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the ... (show quote)


That’s your best.

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Oct 12, 2021 16:26:18   #
The Ms.
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.

A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But, unfortunately, since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."

"Okay, what are they?" says the man to the doctor.

The doctor says "Well, first there's engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's politician brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "That's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?"

The doctor turns to him and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how MANY politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?!?"
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the ... (show quote)


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Oct 12, 2021 16:38:16   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
That’s your best.




Probably because it's true, right?

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Oct 12, 2021 17:12:30   #
JW
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.

A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But, unfortunately, since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."

"Okay, what are they?" says the man to the doctor.

The doctor says "Well, first there's engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's politician brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "That's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?"

The doctor turns to him and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how MANY politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?!?"
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the ... (show quote)


Excellent!!!!

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Oct 12, 2021 17:35:58   #
Antimarxist21
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.

A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But, unfortunately, since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."

"Okay, what are they?" says the man to the doctor.

The doctor says "Well, first there's engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's politician brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "That's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?"

The doctor turns to him and says, "Sir, do you have any idea how MANY politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?!?"
A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the ... (show quote)

Good one and very true!

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Oct 12, 2021 19:40:26   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
JW wrote:
Excellent!!!!



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Oct 12, 2021 19:41:03   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
Antimarxist21 wrote:
Good one and very true!



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