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The Amish man and the banker.
Oct 10, 2021 17:34:11   #
Sonny Magoo Loc: If you ain't Dutch you ain't much.
 
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a loan of $5,000 . The banker asks him what he has for collateral. The Amish man gives the banker 2 horses 2 cows and a plow. The banker agrees and gives the farmer the money.
9 months later the farmer walks into the bank, pays off the balance gets his stuff and waves a leftover $5,000 he's made in the air.
The banker asks, "What are you going to do with your money? Go home and stuff it in your mattress? Why not leave it with me in the bank?"
To which the farmer replies, "Whatcha got for collateral?"

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Oct 10, 2021 21:09:53   #
FallenOak Loc: St George Utah
 
Sonny Magoo wrote:
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a loan of $5,000 . The banker asks him what he has for collateral. The Amish man gives the banker 2 horses 2 cows and a plow. The banker agrees and gives the farmer the money.
9 months later the farmer walks into the bank, pays off the balance gets his stuff and waves a leftover $5,000 he's made in the air.
The banker asks, "What are you going to do with your money? Go home and stuff it in your mattress? Why not leave it with me in the bank?"
To which the farmer replies, "Whatcha got for collateral?"
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a l... (show quote)


The Amish Farmer hoists the banker on his own petard.

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Oct 10, 2021 21:19:13   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Sonny Magoo wrote:
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a loan of $5,000 . The banker asks him what he has for collateral. The Amish man gives the banker 2 horses 2 cows and a plow. The banker agrees and gives the farmer the money.
9 months later the farmer walks into the bank, pays off the balance gets his stuff and waves a leftover $5,000 he's made in the air.
The banker asks, "What are you going to do with your money? Go home and stuff it in your mattress? Why not leave it with me in the bank?"
To which the farmer replies, "Whatcha got for collateral?"
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a l... (show quote)


Which is why I don't place my money in banks...

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Oct 11, 2021 15:00:19   #
Bach
 
Fed bank notes.

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Oct 11, 2021 16:34:03   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Sonny Magoo wrote:
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a loan of $5,000 . The banker asks him what he has for collateral. The Amish man gives the banker 2 horses 2 cows and a plow. The banker agrees and gives the farmer the money.
9 months later the farmer walks into the bank, pays off the balance gets his stuff and waves a leftover $5,000 he's made in the air.
The banker asks, "What are you going to do with your money? Go home and stuff it in your mattress? Why not leave it with me in the bank?"
To which the farmer replies, "Whatcha got for collateral?"
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a l... (show quote)

Love it!!

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