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Halloween Season
Oct 7, 2021 23:12:23   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
When I was about nine years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn’t know. When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass. Then a man approached me and said, “Enjoy life kid; be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn’t enjoy it.” Then he passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me! I was so traumatized I couldn’t sleep properly. I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone. I couldn’t sleep without a night light for many years. I saw many psychologists and endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years. It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.

Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life. The dead bastard had a twin.



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Oct 8, 2021 08:41:37   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
dtucker300 wrote:
When I was about nine years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn’t know. When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass. Then a man approached me and said, “Enjoy life kid; be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn’t enjoy it.” Then he passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me! I was so traumatized I couldn’t sleep properly. I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone. I couldn’t sleep without a night light for many years. I saw many psychologists and endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years. It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.

Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life. The dead bastard had a twin.
When I was about nine years old, I accompanied my ... (show quote)


The best I've seen was a "Fart Machine" in the casket.

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Oct 8, 2021 09:01:19   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
dtucker300 wrote:
When I was about nine years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn’t know. When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass. Then a man approached me and said, “Enjoy life kid; be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn’t enjoy it.” Then he passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me! I was so traumatized I couldn’t sleep properly. I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone. I couldn’t sleep without a night light for many years. I saw many psychologists and endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years. It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.

Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life. The dead bastard had a twin.
When I was about nine years old, I accompanied my ... (show quote)



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Oct 9, 2021 18:09:54   #
elledee
 
billy a wrote:
The best I've seen was a "Fart Machine" in the casket.


Oh yeah now I know whats going to be in my casket...Let-er rip.

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