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Sep 28, 2021 07:43:19   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen

Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete."
"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.
"Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete 'til the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"
"Don’t fuck with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking..."

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Sep 28, 2021 08:42:42   #
SWMBO
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen

Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete."
"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.
"Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete 'til the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"
"Don’t fuck with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking..."
My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen br ... (show quote)


That sounds like great advice.

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Sep 28, 2021 09:57:18   #
skyrider
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen

Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete."
"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.
"Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete 'til the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"
"Don’t fuck with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking..."
My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen br ... (show quote)


The only thing more feared by the enemy is a pissed off Dyke with a machine gun.

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Sep 28, 2021 10:10:06   #
SWMBO
 
skyrider wrote:
The only thing more feared by the enemy is a pissed off Dyke with a machine gun.


And what in the post said she was a homosexual, or do you think that all strong and self confident women are dykes?
If that is your opinion then I feel sorry for any women you know who can think and act for themselves.

SWMBO

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Sep 28, 2021 10:19:51   #
skyrider
 
SWMBO wrote:
And what in the post said she was a homosexual, or do you think that all strong and self confident women are dykes?
If that is your opinion then I feel sorry for any women you know who can think and act for themselves.

SWMBO


And what, in the words, "the only thing more feared", in any way implies that Aunt Karen is homosexual ?

Learn to read, you Drip. Your reading comprehension is terrible !!!

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Sep 28, 2021 13:24:59   #
SWMBO
 
skyrider wrote:
And what, in the words, "the only thing more feared", in any way implies that Aunt Karen is homosexual ?

Learn to read, you Drip. Your reading comprehension is terrible !!!


It was skyrider who made that assumption. NOT ME

She Who Must Be Obeyed

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Sep 28, 2021 13:35:05   #
skyrider
 
SWMBO wrote:
It was skyrider who made that assumption. NOT ME

She Who Must Be Obeyed


SWMBO wrote:
And what in the post said she was a homosexual, or do you think that all strong and self confident women are dykes?
If that is your opinion then I feel sorry for any women you know who can think and act for themselves.

SWMBO
YOU clearly made the assumption--read your own post above.
Making up false facts won't get you out of this one !!!!
In the future remember that no one has a good enough memory to be a successful liar, not even YOU.

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Sep 28, 2021 13:47:22   #
SWMBO
 
skyrider wrote:
The only thing more feared by the enemy is a pissed off Dyke with a machine gun.


this was your post

My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen

Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete."
"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.
"Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete 'til the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"
"Don’t fuck with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking..."
Congress is a huge expensive insane asylum being ran by it’s sickest and most dangerous LIBERAL INMATES.

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Sep 28, 2021 08:42:42 #
SWMBO (a regular here) (online) Joined: Apr 24, 2020 Posts: 2772

Oldsailor65 wrote:
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That sounds like great advice.
SWMBO

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Sep 28, 2021 13:54:37   #
SWMBO
 
SWMBO wrote:
this was your post

My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen

Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete."
"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.
"Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete 'til the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"
"Don’t fuck with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking..."
Congress is a huge expensive insane asylum being ran by it’s sickest and most dangerous LIBERAL INMATES.

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Sep 28, 2021 08:42:42 #
SWMBO (a regular here) (online) Joined: Apr 24, 2020 Posts: 2772

Oldsailor65 wrote:
My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen br ... (show quote)


That sounds like great advice.
SWMBO
this was your post br br My dad told me this sto... (show quote)


What in my response even made a remark about about some ones sexual preference? You are one sick human being

She Who Must Be Obeyed SWMBO name from a book written years ago by H Ryder Hazard

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Sep 29, 2021 15:41:36   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
SWMBO wrote:
What in my response even made a remark about about some ones sexual preference? You are one sick human being

She Who Must Be Obeyed SWMBO name from a book written years ago by H Ryder Hazard


All mobsters have one lady whom they fear, their mom. Or SWMBO. Pretty sure that's where the phrase 'what she don't know won't hurt her' came from.

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Sep 29, 2021 20:00:42   #
SWMBO
 
Peewee wrote:
All mobsters have one lady whom they fear, their mom. Or SWMBO. Pretty sure that's where the phrase 'what she don't know won't hurt her' came from.


SWMBO is from a H. Rider Haggard novel about an African queen. It stands for She Who Must Be Obeyed. Originally I used it when teaching dog obedience classes to remind the students that a command given to a dog, once the dog knows what the command meant, he was required to obey it. Works just as well for children. And husbands on occasion!!!!

She Who Must Be Obeyed

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Sep 29, 2021 22:33:20   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
SWMBO wrote:
SWMBO is from a H. Rider Haggard novel about an African queen. It stands for She Who Must Be Obeyed. Originally I used it when teaching dog obedience classes to remind the students that a command given to a dog, once the dog knows what the command meant, he was required to obey it. Works just as well for children. And husbands on occasion!!!!

She Who Must Be Obeyed



Actually SWMBO was fairly common in the Navy when referring to ones wife along with 'War Department' and a few choice others.

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Sep 30, 2021 09:55:19   #
SWMBO
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
Actually SWMBO was fairly common in the Navy when referring to ones wife along with 'War Department' and a few choice others.


As long as you remember to obey us, that is all I care about.

She Who Must Be Obeyed

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Oct 2, 2021 19:50:55   #
elledee
 
Sounds like everybody saluted Aunt Karen......Good one.

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Oct 8, 2021 23:39:16   #
FallenOak Loc: St George Utah
 
SWMBO wrote:
SWMBO is from a H. Rider Haggard novel about an African queen. It stands for She Who Must Be Obeyed. Originally I used it when teaching dog obedience classes to remind the students that a command given to a dog, once the dog knows what the command meant, he was required to obey it. Works just as well for children. And husbands on occasion!!!!

She Who Must Be Obeyed


Amazed at what one can learn here. I thought that SWMBO was from Rumpole of the Bailey. After you said it was from a novel by H. Rider Haggard I looked it up and found that Rumpoles wife SWMBO was copied from the Haggard novel.
Thanks for the lesson.

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